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madmanransom · 3 months
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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This cat lives in the Ascension Church of the St. John the Baptist monastery in Vyazma, Russia. His name is Persik (Peach).
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madmanransom · 6 months
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Glad to know number 3 is in the works
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madmanransom · 6 months
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im finally playing balding gay
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madmanransom · 6 months
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LET ME PLAY!!!!
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madmanransom · 6 months
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The Forlorn
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In Colovia, a method of execution emerged for soldiers who abandoned the battlefield.
Their feet, in shackles. Arms, torn from their body. An arrow, shot into their right shoulder from behind. And lastly, a spear driven through the back, and out of the belly. From there, the punished is left to writhe and rot on the forest floor. Worms and crows his only company.
They call them the Forlorn.
The more superstitious claim they have felt their spirits when alone. The more skeptical say there is simply nothing there.
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madmanransom · 6 months
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The Forlorn
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In Colovia, a method of execution emerged for soldiers who abandoned the battlefield.
Their feet, in shackles. Arms, torn from their body. An arrow, shot into their right shoulder from behind. And lastly, a spear driven through the back, and out of the belly. From there, the punished is left to writhe and rot on the forest floor. Worms and crows his only company.
They call them the Forlorn.
The more superstitious claim they have felt their spirits when alone. The more skeptical say there is simply nothing there.
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madmanransom · 6 months
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is this anything
@lackadaisycats
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madmanransom · 6 months
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eerie dreams around halloween time
had a dream where i was on a bigass space station and we were clearing out undesirables (we were straight up murdering people who had hitched a ride without asking). and when i split off to go on my own, i found one of the fuckers completely covered in a shell of this weird, blue (like solid blue) rubbery/plastic substance
it turned out to be an organism which simply covered and smothered objects entirely, seemingly expanding without consuming anything to biologically support its growth. and i could hear it whispering. it was like it had a woman's voice. like the voice of an evil temptress, but it sure wasn't tempting me. instead it was just repeating phrases it heard other people say, but the sound was in my head. it could speak to me in my mind but it could not read my thoughts or anything like that. it wasn't intelligent enough for that. all it knew to do was cover things (organic or inorganic) and repeat phrases it heard people say.
if you were in physical contact with it, it hurt, like pressure being applied to a bruise. i knew this because i accidentally knocked a chunk of it off of the guy it was enveloping and came into contact with me and it tried to cover my body starting with a finger on my glove. but i managed to decouple it and instead i coaxed it into covering a balled up piece of napkin i had in my pocket instead. so long as it was encapsulating something, no matter what, it was satisfied and wouldn't try to cover something else. it was bizarre.
it was a fucked up thing, you could probably weaponize it if you were careful enough, but my thoughts at the time were that it was just plain dangerous, and we should find out a way (if any) that we could get it off of the space station.
more details on the space station, it was apparently built into multiple asteroids or comets or something, because it wasn't all manmade, i even discovered the damn blue thing in a cave because that's where the unwanted guests were located. but most of it excepting the stretches between asteroids were apparently gravity controlled, and they must not have been air controlled either because i had to have a damn spacesuit to make the jump from rock to rock. so i would work my way across several huge areas of open space linked together with this tiny blue pebble in my pocket, hoping it wouldn't start trying to consume my jacket trying to reach a lab or something to get more information on it. at one point it got loose because of my carelessness and i had to give it an old ID card that I had held onto (i do this in real life because i'm a forgetful bitch) and it covered that in a blue shell too.
i never got to the lab, and things never escalated from it covering the ID card, i woke up. one of the more fascinating dreams i've had, i would say. it gave me an interesting setting, but it didn't feel too vivid, but i remember so much about it and now that i'm awake and thinking about it i can actually piece together more about how the rules of the setting worked.
half of what i've written here, i wasn't actively thinking about in the dream
i've just put together because of how the experience went
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madmanransom · 8 months
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First ever report of a hybrid between a Pampas Fox (Lycalopex gymnocercus) and a Domestic Dog (Canis lupus familiaris)!
The South American false foxes are actually far more closely related to dogs than true foxes, but I didn't realise they can hybridise! Apparently she was injured and taken to São Braz zoo in Brazil for treatment. She can't be released due to her hybrid status so will probably stay at the zoo for the rest of her life.
Here's some more articles on her;
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madmanransom · 8 months
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madmanransom · 8 months
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would you believe it? they made a third ip, and they already ruined it.
every time i see a starfield promotional i can’t help but get all warm and fuzzy inside because it gives me that amazing feeling of “Wow! I can’t wait to never play that one.” Make TES 6 You don’t need a third IP to ruin
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madmanransom · 10 months
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Simple things
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madmanransom · 10 months
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Some art for the new, upcoming edition of the Lackadaisy Volume 2 book.
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Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!
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madmanransom · 1 year
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so powerful i shed a few tears
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madmanransom · 1 year
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