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[madakoka]

“Can’t you just put it in a cage like a hamster? I hear pet accounts are very fashionable these days...”

Perhaps he’s not the best person to consult on how to care for something small and wild. Honestly, if it got too annoying he’d probably just let one of the twins eat it...

@madakoka​​: “How’s this a surprise? It’s much more tolerable.”

“  Tolerable?!  You clearly haven’t dealt with one for the whole day!  ”  It’s only charm point is the cuteness! Cater so very much doubts Azul can still say the same after chasing it around the school, ruins his room for the umpteenth time, steal his phone and smack him ten ways to Sunday!

#splitcards

[madakoka]

//- btw i haven’t forgotten about the rest of those starters I’m just very empty head rn so... once I come up with some ideas I’ll finish the rest <3

#cafe management [ooc]

[madakoka]

" Oya, that slash was quite effective in ruining your pristine image hmm ? " the bat mused as he stepped out of the shadows. Watching the fight that just went down was quite entertaining, and perhaps he can gain more than just some good entertainment. Crimson eyes fell on the open wound on Azul's shoulder from the previous fight, a certain glow growing within them. With swift movements he was now behind the leader, a hand tugging to his slashed shirt, pulling part of it down to let his injured shoulder free, for who's convenience ? Well it would become quite obvious as he presses his lips against the cut then nice and slow licks all the blood from around the cut clean. Altho that much does not prove to be enough for him and without realizing he goes ahead to sink his teeth into Azul's shoulder to draw just a little bit more blood.

//well some kind of bloody kiss heh

“It’s truly nothing.” Azul huffs , an air of carefully-crafted confidence emanating from him. Sure, he had been careless enough to allow one attack to land, but he’d come out the victor and none the worse for wear.

He makes to put his hat back on when Lilia all too suddenly slinks behind him.

“Pardon--”

Whatever protest he had dies in his throat , and he stumbles over his own words as teeth sink into his flesh. It’s an odd sensation; it’s not quite as painful as when Floyd bites him, in fact if it were not for his own dignity one could say the odd tingling was even pleasant.

He’d better not let the brothers in on that knowledge. For who’s sake? He wasn’t quite sure yet.

A soft sigh once he regains some composure and he reaches with his free hand to pat Lilia’s head. “I am not a free meal, Lilia. Though seeing as you took the time to clean my wound first, I’ll call it even just this once.”

Simply take no note of his reddened cheeks. It was simply due to exhaustion from the fight. Yes, that was all.

#azul is too flustered to do anything but 'excuse me you have to pay for food here' #on the other hand anyone touching him nicely besides the eels? yes pls #touch starved octopus

[madakoka]

//- Anyhow don't mind me, I just get annoyed seeing silly shit. No one has to condone what others write or even like other people, but to condemn people solely on fictional content is ridiculous. There are bigger things to worry about in this world than people projecting into fictional teen characters for fun.

#cafe management [ooc] #Mobile post #Anyhow I do block many people on sight it's just this one time I had to point out the hypocrisy. #Back to your unscheduled octo content

[madakoka]

I’M NEVER GOING TO CARE WHAT YOU DO IN ROLEPLAY.

you can torture, you can include gore, cannibalism, rape, you can have murder in your threads, you can include toxic dynamics, friendships, relationships, incest, you can include disturbing sexual fetishes, you can ship your teenage muse with an adult, you can not ship it and have it be a crush instead, you can include mental health issues, you can include racism, sexism, making fun of disabilities, you can include social issues, you can take baby Judith, and throw her out of a window. you can portray Carl as a sociopath who really wants to kill his father? I’ll just be like… huh, i disagree, and move on.

I don’t care. I’m never going to care. It’s fictional. 

shokcingly enough, fiction and roleplay are places where can explore issues that are disturbing, that are  —  difficult to comprehend, that make us uncomfortable. I have read books published and put on shelves that involve torture scenes and particular murders that I have found… so upsetting. I remember one, in COMPANY OF LIARS by Karen Maitland, where an apprentice boy was murdered, and… I was so upset I couldn’t even focus on my college work for days. I remember reading underage rape in… A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. y’know, that book series that most of us believe is on of the best series of literally all time? and yeah… people even ship the couple involved. 

i’m never gonna’ mind what you do in your roleplay, because i know that writing a fiction is not enforcing a moral. and to think so, and to start to order people around and berate them and gang up on them according to a real life moral, is utilizing a highground that no one actually disagrees with to make you feel happy about bullying. 

even things that i find disturbing or disagree with? you can write them. you can explore them. it’s not gonna’ effect me. however, i know it can effect some people. of course content can be disturbing and, in those instances, you need to do whatever makes you comfortable. you need to avoid it, make sure it’s tagged properly. & content creators, as in, ourselves, should make sure we make that clear for people. because they have the rite to avoid things that upset them. they do not have the rite to silence things that upset them. 

you don’t have to apologize for your blog or your content. ever. 

#Psa ;; #Ooc ;; #I really don't care what you write so long as you tag it or have warnings in your rules #If I don't like it I'll block or mute and move on

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crimsontyrant​:

Riddle sighs at interaction between the hedgehog and Azul.

He is also sighing at the question. Is that all he thinks about? Ways to make more money? He reaches down to the hedgehog who eagerly jumps into his hand. Nose scrunching and huffing as they complained about the odd man besides him. Why yes, he is quite rude, isn’t he, little one? There’s a scratch to its stomach as he finally looks over and up towards Azul.

Truth be told he doesn’t wish to give him the answer. He’s seen how he likes to over work the humans and never mind the foolishness his students had gotten into with those contracts. “Taking care of creatures takes constant work, Azul, and more often than not, they’re expensive.” There’s an offended squeak and Riddle is quick to soothe the hedgehog with more scratches.

“Where I’m from it’s quite normal, we can easily communicate with one another, but for you I’m sure it’ll take practice. And time earning their trust considering you… serve meat at the lounge, don’t you?” Even though he whispered that last sentence it doesn’t stop the fearful squeak from the hedgehog before it runs off into the cape of his uniform. If one looks closely, you can see the flamingos look away from Azul, as if both judging and avoiding him now. Oh dear… he probably should have spoken in code.

Was that so...? Azul seems to mull it over for a moment - it was quite the oddity to think about, but perhaps land prey animals were a bit more sensitive to the food chain due to their proximity to humans.

“I see, that would indeed pose something of a problem. I’m aware of the work involved, but I did not stop to think about cultural differences. Back home, it’s not uncommon to serve certain dishes while also employing various prey species.”  At his mother’s restaurant they’d even occasionally serve octopus. 

He then claps his hands together as if coming to a conclusion, and offers the jittery hedgehog a small apologetic smile before shrugging off his disappointment. 

“I thought it might be an interesting opportunity, but when you put it in those terms it’s clear it won’t work out. Especially if they’re wary of predators -- I know all too well the tribulations of being considered prey, but Jade and Floyd do not.”

#crimsontyrant #he just wants cute animal mascots can you blame him #lololol

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ignitism​:

“What? Don’t think you can take on me and two CPUs and win? I even set the CPUs to easy. They’ll practically roll themselves off the arena the first chance  they get–” Somewhere deep, deep down in his subconscious, there existed a single mote of guilt. Idia was painfully aware of their skill difference when it came to on screen games. But it was Mario Party. A video game, yeah, but it was still, essentially, a board game.

“Pfft– don’t think too hard on it. Look at the field– it’s still a board game. Just with extra interesting steps. You’ll catch on.” The encouragement was, for the most part, half hearted. And– oop. There he went. Enemy team win. “Okay, I was purposefully not trying hard there. Want some tips?”

“Thanks, but no thanks.” He wanted to learn and win by his own merit if at all possible. Playing on Idia’s battlefield was already something of a disadvantage, but there were a few things he could use to control the flow of gameplay - like the dice blocks at the shop.

Plus, he couldn’t complain that Idia was actually taking it somewhat easy on him so he could get his bearings and learn the game. It was appreciated, even if he didn’t want to say it out loud.

“Next time we should set the CPUs a bit higher, it’s difficult to learn when they’re bumbling over their own feet. Ah, but I’m coming up to the shop next turn so -- WAIT! ”

A pop on the CPU’s tile and the AI Peach was rewarded with a star for doing -- nothing!?

“That can happen!? Fine! That’s just one more for me to steal later!”

#ignitism #Azul dying whenever RNG happens ahahaha

[madakoka]

"Azuuuul, can I have that deep voice back?"

"You didn't say the magic word~." He's just going to be a tease about this, it's too fun.

[madakoka]

He aims a little squirt gun at Azul and shoots. "Aren't you s'pposed to turn into an octopus in water? That's what Yuu told me..."

He's absolutely shocked, and somewhat dripping wet now - well, a bit wet, given the small size of the water gun. "I-Is that so...? I don't turn back into one when splashed with water...." Though he supposes he couldn't fault the child for misunderstanding. He clears his throat and then offers up the most dangerous of smiles. "Where is Yuu-kun, by the way? If you want to see me turn into an octopus, perhaps we should show him, too--"

#princecheka #RIP yuu

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“Should I ask Jade if he’s free?”

“I want a hug…. or something” 

[madakoka]

                       𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.                                         Indie // Priv // Selective // Penned by Aku

「  Rules 」  

#Aaakuuuu welcome baaack #Will be over on Loki later too #❤️❤️❤️

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@crimsontyrant​ liked for a thing some time ago

“I consider myself rather educated, however...”

Azul looks down at the small pink creature making attempts to crawl up his leg before it settles on nibbling his boot instead. The hedgehog huffed again in irritation before turning its back to him and running to headbutt Riddle’s heel instead.

“Land creatures are quite perplexing. Especially these hedgehogs of yours - you claim they enjoy being part of the golf game?” He raises an eyebrow. The critters did seem quite enthusiastic about games, each taking their job quite seriously (except for when they didn’t). Back home some fish could be similarly depended on, however they were usually the type that spoke rather than huffed.

“Do you think there are any creatures that would be suitable for working in a restaurant? I was wondering if we could perhaps take some notes from Heartslabyul in the matter, they might improve employee morale in the process.”

#crimsontyrant

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//- gonna slap out more starters either tonight or tomorrow, was going to do it over the weekend and then this old fox got food poisoning :c

#cafe management [ooc] #i'm dying kupo #and its my own fault

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//- i did three whole things so I’m probably going to retreat to bed ~ ahahaha. <3 i’ll get to everyone’s starters in time, thank y’all so much.

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@ignitism​ liked the thing

“What sort of game is this?” Games of chance and games of skill... each of them excelled at the opposite, so this... this ... game was absolutely incomprehensible.

Not to mention it wasn’t even a board game, a small detail when Azul was absolutely determined to win this time. He would master these absurd controls and come out with the most stars --

“These three versus one minigames are slanted.” 

Mario Party certainly was the worst. So why, then, was he having fun?

#ignitism #I had no clue where to go with this so #mario party it is lol

[madakoka]

“Come now... of course we are predators. I am also venomous, in case anyone has forgotten--.”

How dare people not consider him a predator just because his species is also often prey.

#dash commentary

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@muraenida liked for a starter

On a day to day basis one could say Azul was always level headed and in charge when it came to his eel companions, rarely faltering in his show of confidence. So today was indeed a strange one when the dorm leader quickly barricaded himself in his office, seemingly unaware of Floyd’s presence in the room.

Upon this realization he balks and reaches for the door handle before quickly deciding otherwise. He had nothing to be ashamed of around his friends, no matter how he managed to embarrass himself in public.

“Apologies if I startled you, Floyd.” He regains his composure and strips off his outer jacket before reaching for a tissue on the desk. “I had to excuse myself rather quickly, it would appear I am-- I- I am--” 

The stutter is brought on by his attempt to hold back a sneeze, which he then directs into a tissue before discarding the ink-drenched article into the bin.

“...allergic to one of Vil’s new perfumes... ugh...”

#muraenida #pls be gentle floyd he's embarrassed!