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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

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Lucky Star Paffendorf meme from NicoNicoDouga, 2008.

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its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Patlabor The Mobile Police: On Television

(1989-1990)

#hey my wife has that haircut

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hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.

#oh thats why

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

#''is no longer with us'' #''passed away'' #''is wearing concrete galoshes''

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love story of the modern day

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

#dopesmoker by sleep #terrapin station by grateful dead I guess #alice's restaurant also i guess

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Are you going to smoke Weed today?

( only post on 4,20 please )

#wtf weed is so normal i thought #are we the weirdies?

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happy birthday to weed