I'm a sucker for well structured status quo disruption, so can you imagine one episode we get to classifications and Alice or Sam go "huh, no DPHW number for that one... what do we do now?"
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I would like to point out that this time around none of these people are paranormally prompted to give long statements like that and 90% of the time it's to a person who wouldn't give a rat's ass either way so it's literally representation of this meme each week:
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I think the episode's horrible bleakness might have been clouded by my absolute hate for stock trader bros. Like sure, let the horrible "metalic, insect-like" phone critters eat his face, I don't care.
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Okay high-key naps should be government mandated
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"Oh Khalid is just a coincidence, there is like dime a dozen of them"
Sure, but THIS doesn't seem like one:
I was like "huh, loads of alchemy in Magnus Protocol, better pick up some books on alchemy to see if they help me understand some hidden themes" so I picked up "Secrets of Alchemy" by Lawrence M. Principe and guys, I'm just sitting there, reading it like:
THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF THAT'S CURRENTLY RELEVANT. DYES (INKS??) BEING ONE OF MAIN SUBJECTS, AN ALTAR WHERE YOU SACRIFICE MEN OF THREE METALS AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS (FREDDY?), GERMAN CODE BEING RELEVANT (???), ONE OF THE MAIN ARABIC SCHOLARS OF ALCHEMY WAS PRINCE FUCKING KHALID (like, ya know, SAMAMA KHALID??).
I'm only TWO CHAPTERS INTO THIS BOOK and already had like five points where I'm gleefully reading it and suddenly going "...wait". I will go insane before S1 even ends.
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I was like "huh, loads of alchemy in Magnus Protocol, better pick up some books on alchemy to see if they help me understand some hidden themes" so I picked up "Secrets of Alchemy" by Lawrence M. Principe and guys, I'm just sitting there, reading it like:
THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF THAT'S CURRENTLY RELEVANT. DYES (INKS??) BEING ONE OF MAIN SUBJECTS, AN ALTAR WHERE YOU SACRIFICE MEN OF THREE METALS AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS (FREDDY?), GERMAN CODE BEING RELEVANT (???), ONE OF THE MAIN ARABIC SCHOLARS OF ALCHEMY WAS PRINCE FUCKING KHALID (like, ya know, SAMAMA KHALID??).
I'm only TWO CHAPTERS INTO THIS BOOK and already had like five points where I'm gleefully reading it and suddenly going "...wait". I will go insane before S1 even ends.
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It makes me happy when they listen
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The way this is purely abstract nonsense of a meme to most people, but to poles that shit is hilarious.
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Thinking about Annabelle Cane again.
She embodies the fear you're being manipulated, that despite your efforts somebody is always having the upperhand and is in control of you. Of course we're still picking apart everything she said, she was first introduced as a "victim" of the entity and by the end the podcast it's pretty clear she was never one. By the time she had her "transformation" she was already aligned with The Web, every story she tells you could be a lie, but it also could be true, but you will never know that. You will never know that, because no matter what you think there is this lingering fear this is the direction she wanted you to go.
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I think it's only fair I change my pfp to the man, the legend that keeps making me go viral on this site
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I think it's indicative of kind of horror media I regularly consume that the moment I hear "mechanical Turk" my stomach turns
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The most valid reaction to episode 12:
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HI THERE FUNKY BOY, I've seen you a few times on my feed, I just need to tell you that I quite like your stuff! Your brain works in funny ways and I appreciate that
(Also I've mistaken you with Jonny Sims multiple times due to your pfp but that's unrelated)
Thank youu, I'm honestly just really excited for being able to theorize on TMAGP stuff (I got into the fandom well past that for TMA) and sort of find people with mutual interest since it's really hard to find people IRL who are even able to listen to it.
I honestly would be honored to actually BE Jonny Sims, but you are all welcome to theorize how I'm actually an elaborate ad campaign for the podcast by making vaugely comedic posts that end up revealing pivotal plot points.
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Theory confirmed, I guess?
...and so, the time has come I add a new and insidious faction to my TMAGP spreadsheet:
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Rename the podcast to Bonzo Protocol by this point
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