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love the chokehold chimera Falin has on the lesbian community

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due to popular demand i have brought more merman aventurine

as a bonus dr ratio is having his doctor moments

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that’s it

#i don’t listen to taylor swift but hi #hey #art is abt the artist a lot of the time #which is good ! #it’s about their experiences in life #‘this song is about a guy i fell in love with’ an experience you had #experiences are everything #they give you a story to tell #also like #you can also detach completely from the artist #and start applying to other things #this is so my blorbo #again i don’t listen to her #but that’s like #my general thoughts

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hmm

* Without getting resurrected/coming back. Permanently dead by the end of the series.

#um #well my fave character is my own oc ok #alright #they’re #not ? #but also yeah ? #do you classify a half zombie as alive or dead #also the ending is like ambiguous #so #it’s an open ending #i can’t really say.

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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

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i think as far as the dsmp goes, you either die the villain or live long enough to see yourself become part of the ever-growing list of queer minecraft youtubers

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

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I could not imagine living that sort of life. Experiencing the most anguish in the world known to man in every way shape and form and nobody can know even a fraction of what I am feeling. It piles on you, because you will be the Only one who feels like this until you die, and then the next will be the Only next person to feel like this. only one of you can exist at a time and you will never be understood. you will be isolated and alone and die being Unknown.

Is that not one of the greatest fears of those who hurt ?

fucked up trolley experiment: if you had the ability to decide that one random person (you cannot decide who) will experience all the mental, emotional, and physical pain in the world but no other person in the world will ever experience any sort of pain. this person cannot take their own life, nor get any relief from said pain. it’ll just hurt like a motherfucker. anyway. would you say yes. when they die a new random person will be chosen. etc.

#yeah i couldn’t do that #at least if we all hurt #we can find solace in each other #this is cruelty

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Well good for Tommy. Anyone else around long enough recall the posts that were like he's the token straight of cricket crew 😭 well life's funny like that

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im going to be honest and frank with y'all.. some of you guys are so determined to hate the harmless things you hate that you start hating the people that like that thing and it's kind of really embarrassing

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@mahiihi you

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This season I want John to use his projecting powers/his arm to kill again, but this time I don't want it to be out of hatred, I want it to be out of devotion to Arthur, so devoted he becomes unrecognizable in a way we've never seen before. I want him to become utterly visceral. Out of so much devotion that it doesn't even cross Arthur's mind that this could be remanence of The King in Yellow, John's his own now, I want him to blur the lines between John and something else entirely, something worse. 

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Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Merchant: I hate that.

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arthur lester

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Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.