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luvluvexorcist · 26 days
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Shura: Hey, Osceola, have you thought about having children?
Osceola: ...
Osceola: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Shura: But we're not childr-
Osceola, already distracted: LIGHTNING PUT THE BLUE FIRE DOWN!
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luvluvexorcist · 26 days
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sorry for spamming your notes ur posts are so funny
Omggg I feel so horrible because i’m terrible at using this website so I never saw this😭😭😭😭😭I’m happy that you enjoy my posts and everyone is free to reblog and like and comment and spam as much as they want! I’m always inconsistent so thank you to everyone for sticking with this account however long you’ve been here!
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luvluvexorcist · 6 months
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Rin: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Yukio, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Izumo, who broke into their house with Shiemi an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Yukio: Coming right up.
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luvluvexorcist · 6 months
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Beelzebub: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Amaimon: Damn, if people did that to each other, Mephisto would've killed me years ago.
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luvluvexorcist · 8 months
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Renzo: I just came from seeing Izumo.
Yukio: How’d it go?
Renzo: I showed her who’s boss.
Yukio: Who’d it turn out to be?
Renzo: Her.
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luvluvexorcist · 9 months
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Lucy Yang: We all have our demons.
Osceola, grabbing Rin: This one’s mine!
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luvluvexorcist · 10 months
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Shiro: Rin, you always need to be kind to people.
Mephisto: Hey-
Shiro: Fuck off.
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luvluvexorcist · 10 months
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Shima can surprisingly be thoughtful on occasion!!! Thanks for commenting!
Renzo: Go ahead, Shiemi. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry anymore.
Izumo: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
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luvluvexorcist · 10 months
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Ukobach, on the phone with Rin: He’s in the kitchen again…
Amaimon, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”? In what, hand to hand combat?
Rin: GET. HIM. OUT.
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luvluvexorcist · 10 months
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Renzo: Go ahead, Shiemi. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry anymore.
Izumo: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
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luvluvexorcist · 10 months
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Mephisto: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Rin: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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Lucy Yang: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Cheng-Long Liu: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Lucy Yang: Obviously. Now, Osceola, pass the shovel.
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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Lightning: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Arthur: What? No, I—
Mephisto: *enters room*
Arthur: *jaw clenches*
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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Renzo: Breathe, just breathe!
Yukio: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Todo: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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Rin: I hardly slept last night.
Shiemi: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Rin: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Bon: [gay panic]
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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Mephisto: Where are my fucking keys?
Shiro, smugly: Mephisto, Yukio is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Mephisto: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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luvluvexorcist · 11 months
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*Koneko helping Bon out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Bon: How does Rin look?
Koneko: A little better than you, actually.
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