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#NOOOOO #NOOOOOOO #I SAID THAT OUTLOUD GOD #NO

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Bellies starting to rumble after soda >>>

#stomach noises

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spooky season means the best trope in existence: vampires stuffed on blood you can read the fic this scene is from here! (it is good, i promise)

#vampire

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Imagine person A of your OTP is a really fancy dude who dresses in suits constantly and person B is a casually dressed fart loving pervert, A constantly has bad gas due to reasons they don’t understand and B is constantly turned on by it even though A had no clue that they’re the reason person B is constantly hard.

#ahhahhhhehheususushs #moon

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been thinking a lot about tight spaces...

#the possibilities.... #ohoho

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a socialite getting bloated on champagne and chocolate covered strawberries at an event

#THIS REMINDS ME OF A IDEA I HAD WITH MOON #WAHHH #moon #always thinking about him #both normally and not normally

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habits that make you go hmmm

#GGRHHHAAHAH #thinking... #abt this with me n moon #it flusters moon but he lets it slide at first cuz hes kinda sleepy anyways and likes the company while he reads or does paperwork #moon #me #fughhfhhhfhfh #digestion #gurl this sbhit SO HOT i am insane

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High class faves absent mindedly binging on fancy shrimp cocktails and hors d’oeuvres

#moon moon moon #heheeoo #moon #heho

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oooh gurl i am soooo normal

#shark text

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concept: (soon to be chubby) king and a doting consort.

the king often becoming too wrapped up in paperwork and legal matters to remember when to eat, so of course his loyal, loving consort makes sure there's always a fresh plate of food on his desk at mealtime. if the king is too busy, they'll hand feed him, ripping off pieces of thick bread, pushing it past his lips, spooning him bites of rich stew. they make sure the king eats until he's satisfied and agrees to take a break, to which the consort takes him to have a second dinner together.

pampering their king with decadent desserts in bed, refreshing wine during hot baths, the sweetest fruits hand delivered to them during meetings. everyone can see how well the king's consort is taking care of him, with his hidden jawline and softening figure, no longer jagged lines and hard muscle. he's more peaceful, more at ease now that he has them by his side.

the consort tending to their king after feasts, sending him teasing glances during the meal, urging him to try this or that, piling his plate high and giving him an encouraging pat to the thigh as he works through his load. taking him back to their shared chambers and stripping him of the tight garments he's wearing, massaging away any aches in his belly.

#googogogg #meee n moonhheoo #hho #heheh #moon

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“I think you need to taste this for me,” the monarch said. They shoved the exquisite cake in their guard’s direction.

Their guard blinked. “Um.” 

“What, you’d rather your monarch be poisoned?”

Of course not. The guard hesitantly took a mouthful, only to practically melt in satisfaction. “Oh my god.” It was amazing. They caught themselves. “I - er - I think it’s fine.” 

“You should try a sip of the wine too,” the monarch said. “Just to be safe. Sit, sit.” 

It took the guard slightly too long to realize that it was practically a date, with the monarch feeding them delicacies off their plate. 

#moon #me n moon babey gurl

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Royalty kink but add a little ✨vore✨ into it

#yeah #hard vore #moon

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As much as i like poised/refined characters who refuse to overeat/burp in public or with company i also like it when they are Super gross.

But like, only with someone really special who knows everything about them, so hiding gross habits is useless. I just need 2 be someone's safe haven to let themselves loose with

#UAHAH #HOT HOT HOT #FUCK #YES #moon

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"I need a woman who will sate my soul", he says, giving her a dangerous look. With no fear, she looks directly into his eyes.

"Your Highness, I will sate your soul and your stomach."

#yeah

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Normal person: I bet they fuck good

My ass: I bet they have a great metabolism~

#AHHAHAH #ME THO #GOD

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“Why’s THAT ONE your favorite?”

“Oh- cause he’s just really sweet and cool and cute!”

“Those are such basic ass answers-“

“Ok- aIGHT- YOU REALLY WANT THE HONEST ANSWER? BECAUSE MAJORITY OF THE TIME IM FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING DIGESTED SLOP AT THE BOTTOM OF THIER STOMACH. IK HIS METABOLISM IS KICKIN BRO- LOOK AT HIM- HES A KING AND I WANNA BE HIS FUCKIN LITERAL APPETIZER. JUST, SWALLOW ME FUCKIN WHOLE AND DESTROY ME.”

#yah

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i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id