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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you’re reading a book. Much to think about.

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Still like the idea of ghost Arthur haunting Merlin after Camlann.

Merlin: can't you just, I dunno, rest in peace, Arthur?

Some 15century medium: aren't you glad he's here?

Merlin: I am. He just also has 0 respect for privacy! i can't even lock him out of the bathroom!

Arthur: But what if you fall over and get hurt?!?!

Merlin: ... I am a 15 century old IMMORTAL sorcerer-

#love the idea that this random psychic is just their relationship counselor

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ok I’m trying to see something here

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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Several live aquarium YouTube channels had to break off their sponsorship deals when BetterKelp admitted to selling their pets’ data. It was all a phishing scam.

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They are working on her! My bathroom! Soon (about 2 weeks) she will be Beautiful.

#good luck

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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Anyway keep up the good work everybody

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

#I'm an axolotl creature

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things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

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If you're a North American academic, sign here.

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We should really not go along with the corporate lingo on these shifts to automation and AI. Always remember this: They don't want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren't replacing cashiers with self-scan machines for the customer's convenience. They don't want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren't using AI to produce a better product. The product produced by AI is notably inferior - they just don't want to pay people to do the work.

Corporate America is not hurting for money. It's not that they can't afford employees -- profits are soaring! They just don't want to pay people to do the work.

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation