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english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that's sex, that's good… but if they fucked you that's usually a bad thing… if they're fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that's good again

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Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

#gollum. #neither mercy nor pity will stay my hand sorry dude

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Elton John - I Want Love 2001

"I Want Love" is a 2001 song by English musician Elton John, co-written with Bernie Taupin, released as the first single from his twenty-sixth studio album Songs from the West Coast. The song reached the top ten in Canada and the UK. In the US, "I Want Love" reached number 10 on the Billboard "Bubbling Under" chart and number six on the Adult Contemporary chart. The song also featured in an advert for Royal Mail, in which John starred. It was nominated for a Grammy award in 2002 for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance.

The music video was shot with the actor Robert Downey Jr. walking through Greystone Mansion and lip-syncing the song. It was Elton John's idea to cast Robert Downey Jr., who had recently suffered a series of misfortunes stemming from substance abuse and was out of jail on parole. John feared that the lyrics were so close to home that Downey would turn down the offer, but once he'd heard the song, the actor enthusiastically took the part. According the biography Robert Downey Jr: Blockbuster Movie Star, Downey was at a drug treatment centre in the time before shooting the video, and this was his first job after his stint in rehab. Downey was not on the top of movie studios' lists of people to work with, but Elton John reached out to him and Downey left the centre for the shoot, which took place in France. The music video received huge acclaim as a departure from John's previous work, and it sparked the beginning of a new chapter for Downey, which saw him gain more roles until eventually, in 2008, he appeared in the first Iron Man film.

"I Want Love" received a total of 36,5% yes votes. :'( Previous Elton John polls: #22 "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road".

#i normally try to be charitable about these polls but everyone in the notes who was calling this a country song needs to touch (blue)grass

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Lot of nuance in how you write a "huh" hear me out

If there's one question mark? Huh? That's genuine confusion. You're perplexed. You're keeping it together but you just don't understand. You want answers.

No question mark? Huh. That's understanding. You've learned something. You haven't quite processed it, you don't know how you feel about it. But the information has been received.

Once you reach two exclamation marks though? Huh?? That's panic. That's desperation. You received information but it only posed more questions. Maybe knowing the answer actively made the situation worse. You don't want to be here

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#awghfkjsghtklh #i hate this lmfao

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i love saving shit like this off pinterest

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La Fenêtre de Mélusine by Rene Magritte, 1953

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may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

#alas. advent.

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aleksandra czudzak

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Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

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rising sun above an empty beach

2023/10/06

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THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

#joke's on you now i get to draw two additional cards

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Got that Monday feeling with Urianger

#monday urianger of shitty sleep. #<- prev #borrowing this because i also slept like shit

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#i think i hauve covid

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Can't possibly recommend getting high and learning to knit enough. Will it be confusing? Yes. Will you care if you fuck up? Not even a little. Making a little scrap of fabric will make you feel unstoppable

#top tier experience. second only to getting high and jerking off #that one's still the undisputed champion