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The Chimera/Faligon fight cause I could not resist sharing such a gorgeous and absolutely grisly scene.

I can't blame you two, honestly.

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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

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#me

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get this man in tekken….. STAT !!!!!

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#this happened to me last week

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

#im sneepy!!

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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later

#AHDBFBFBDB

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#christians are fucking nuts

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monica......

#GIRL PREACH

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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"The Stoppables"

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#ARDTTFFGCYV MEEEE