Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.
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hopping from fandom to fandom like the humble frog upon a lilypad
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i wish i had a gf so i could hold the door open for her and peel her fruits
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“women are so hard to please these days”
personalized playlists??
hand written love letters??
pizza + movie nights??
forehead kisses??
words of endearment??
late night walks + talks??
loyalty??
picnics??
watch the stars, sunrise, or sunset??
cook/bake together??
flowers??
cuddles???
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new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge
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