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8itesize:

WHAT IS THIS REPLY THEN????????

   My answering machine.

#8itesize

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   I’m not here.

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♡ follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡

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   So, important news first: I have lost two fingers.

#They're busy trying to regenerate so there's that; but the lack of fingers is disconcerting. #Never put your fingers inside someone's chasm. #Even if ya' fancy that person.

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8itesize:

Thanks for reminding me this exists.

   Why are you like this.

#8itesize #Thanks-- I guess I feel *somewhat* safer.

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8itesize:

8ut 8a8y… I thought we’ve moved on. I thought we were getting past it. ::::(

   Well, I suppose I’m a little over it but I can’t think or see bees without having war flashbacks.

#8itesize

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   Anyways, I was a bit busy for the holidays but I’m here now and I suppose I could grace your boring dashboards with my presence.

#3;)

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stanan to stop putting so much effort into being an ass during 2016 kths bye

   @ me when you finally learn how to spell, you idiot.

#Q #Anonymous

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   GC doesn’t appreciate the gift I am, I’m sad.

#This is purely a jest. #I know I'm great and soon she'll learn to appreciate my person.

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8itesize:

You’re excused. :::;)

   I’m filing the divorce as we speak. 3: (

#8itesize #IT WAS A BIG SPIDER.

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mancuerda:

mancuerda:

mancuerda:

@lordsheol is the least intimidating thing I have ever laid eyes on

he’s not online, so i can get away with saying this without him whining at me.

he got to my place and immediately did jazz hands at me

   Stop.

#mancuerda

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   GC, why are you like this.

#Dashcommentary

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mrs-pulvis replied to your post

I reccommend bug spray.

   I have a feeling a mere spray will make this enormous, eight-legged mistress sneeze.

#mrspulvis

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cdwalker:

WHY DO YOU KNOW AN ELEVEN FOOT SPIDER.

   I don’t know-- the thing personally. It just cropped up around the Circles and I don’t want any uninvited guests.

#cdwalker

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8itesize replied to your post

8a8y please……..

   It’s not you, it’s me.

#3: ( #8itesize

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cdwalker:

@lordsheol

How big we talkin’…

   Very big.  -- Eleven feet maybe.

#cdwalker

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8itesize replied to your post

8ig spider friends.

   I don’t think this relationship will work out.

#8itesize