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Calliope

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finally decorated my bedroom and it looks sooo slay I’ll post pics once I clean up again for the millionth time (just like Sisyphus fr)

#I’ve just been so focused on decorating the living/dining room and bathroom I hadn’t gotten our room yet but I love her #and I spent a genuinely enjoyable day with my mom today our relationship is getting better it was just tense when I lived there #but now a lot better with a little distance #huuuggggeeee hole in my wallet from Marshall’s home goods though

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Another walk through the countryside. 💚🌿

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the ass quest mountain crew is like if the scooby doo gang was doomed by the narrative

you got:

1. depressed himbo and his talking animal companion

2. everyone’s favourite funky (gnc) guy

3. the literal queen

4. coming to you live from jhaampe, interview with the witted bastard, news reporter: starling birdsong

5. a 300 year old lady fed up with all of them

#IM FJCKIG SSB DEADDDDDDD L #LMAOOOOOO #rote #ass quest

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my friends always send me pics of birds to ID while they’re on vacation and that’s love 💖

#it’s an anhinga. if you even care

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Another great Elayne moment is when she’s trying to be undercover at the Panarch’s Palace and drops a curtsy to the head cook that she swears is exactly the same curtsy she’s seen servants give her and she has to run out of there because the woman thinks she’s mocking her. For one it’s just great situational/cultural misunderstanding comedy but it’s also Elayne’s sheltered upbringing that she doesn’t know how like, the common people interact with each other. Of course, Tarabon is very far from Andor so it’s not that she would have seen this for herself, but more that she applies her worldview into situations without fully realizing the implications.

#god I love her #Elayne trakand #wheel of time #wot book spoilers

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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy

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Also I cannot stress this enough they are literally like 1 ft away from my bedroom window. They need to start paying rent

OH MY GOD BIRD NEST ON THE PORCH I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! IN MY DEAD MUMS!!!!!!!!

#house finches

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🚨THE BABIES HATCHED🚨

little house finches <3

OH MY GOD BIRD NEST ON THE PORCH I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! IN MY DEAD MUMS!!!!!!!!

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“You will be the rightful King of the Six Duchies, of the Out Islands, of all the Cursed Shores! All. I will give you all your dreams, if only you come back!” My dream was dead in my arms. I continued to walk.

#I’m gonna die #I can’t believe this is on my dash 3:30 on a Friday #weekend RUINNEDDD IM CRTYINF NOW #ROTE #FOOL’S FATE #EVERYTHING CAPS LOCK #thank u mellowthorn beautiful as always #and HESRTBREAKING

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just had yet another client tell me I have a soothing and calming voice lmao maybe I should have been a therapist

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how did we just become ok with sitting at a desk in front of a computer for 40 hrs a week LET ME OUT I want to walk around :( my back hurts :(

#ME AND MY 0 WINDOW OFFICE TRAPPPPPED!!!!!

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Kaladin scores a bingo!

Kaladin is one of the several characters I had in mind when I started this blog. He's gets extra points for looking like Jesus as well.

Art credit: zirael_art

Also submitted by: @hoidwithaspaceship

#SUFFERED MORE THAN JESUS!!!!!!!

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bro I have to go to court next week because they don’t know how to read their own rules wtf

#I feel like they are gaslighting me deadass. like hello???? #not a good combo bc (1) this is my first thing in court ever (2) this particular court has never done what I’m asking before…. #(3) the clerk is GHOSTING ME #so bitch we’re both clueless! but there are rules girl!

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omg I feel like such a hater saying this but my boyfriend was gone last night and bro it was soooo nice to be able to spread out on my bed and sleep diagonally again lmao I need to multitask while sleeping and stretch the fucked up side of my body 😭

#anyone else have a fucked up side of their body lmao #it all started when I was 18 months old and broke my femur….

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best notification possible

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#my boyfriend and some of my best friends are from working at six flags #my brothers in arms