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When they only rolled on your banner for the 4* characters

But they got you anyways

#only fucking five star to appear #you get nobody. #NOBODY #NOBODY BUT THE GEO TWINK #THE GEO TWINK YOU NEVER WANTED #people really just said fuck albedo #and Albedo really said #fuck you too #right back #and decided to appear for everyone #for some reason #... #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin memes #genshin art #genshin meme #genshin fandom #genshin funny #genshin albedo #genshin wishes #genshin dragonspine #genshin geo #genshin crack

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when you grab the gnosis from the exuvia but there is no gnosis in the exuvia

#my man really thought #we were smart enough to take it before him #like damn #but thank you #I guess? #for overestimating me #makes me feel smart ya know #unlike my mother #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin memes #genshin art #genshin meme #genshin fandom #genshin funny #genshin childe #genshin morax #genshin zhongli #genshin liyue #genshin archon

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When the traveler mentions the church for the 17th time during your stay in Mondstadt

#like damn #are you gonna burn up if you step foot inside #explain #do you just hate them that much #w h y #at least give us #a reasonable explanation #you exceptionally hot man #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin memes #genshin art #genshin meme #genshin fandom #genshin funny #genshin dainsleif #genshin archon

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:’)

when you’re finally farming to domain the get the healing artifacts rather than the anemo ones but now you’re getting all of the anemo attack artifacts

#yeah they’re all sitting there with five stars #that I’m too spiteful to level #I’m ar 55 and just crying at domains #because I have nothing else to do #and I need like #20 cores to ascend any character #and my over achieving ass already finished #the damn battle pass #so now I’m running outta mora #so things are taking even longer #mihoyo where the fucK is my story update

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IF I COULD GIVE THEM YOU I SWEAR I WOULD

when you’re finally farming to domain the get the healing artifacts rather than the anemo ones but now you’re getting all of the anemo attack artifacts

#SUCROSE HA S A FULL BULD NOW #AND THE TRAVELER #PLUS VENTI AND JEAN #TAKE THE ARTIFACTS

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Y e s t a k e t h e m I h a v e l i k e 20 n o w

when you’re finally farming to domain the get the healing artifacts rather than the anemo ones but now you’re getting all of the anemo attack artifacts

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when you’re finally farming to domain the get the healing artifacts rather than the anemo ones but now you’re getting all of the anemo attack artifacts

#like really #I was trying to farm for venti and you gave me #seven maidens flowers #where the fuck are they now #Barbara needs them #she’s finally c6 #who the fuck #is listening through my pc #to know what I need #and giving me the exact opposite #why did my FBI agent betray me #genshin impact #genshin memes #genshin art #genshin meme #genshin fandom #genshin fanart #genshin funny #genshin archon #genshin anemo #genshin domains #genshin venti #genshin lumine #genshin traveler #genshin artifacts

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when you just wanted to retire and have the adepti and Qixing get along but some readheaded twink reawakens an old god to attack Liyue harbor because he lost a fight against a teenager without a vision

#childe #Childe why #what have you done #geo daddy is unimpressed #I killed osial for a reason #why you gotta go resurrect him #genshin childe #genshin zhongli #genshin art #genshin meme #genshin memes #genshin liyue #genshin archon #genshin funny #genshin fandom #genshin fanart #genshin fatui #genshin geo #genshin impact #genshin morax #genshin mihoyo #genshin osial #genshin rex lapis

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when you just tryina vibe and travel worlds but some hot god lady steals your powers and your sibling before yeeting you down onto an island

#why she do that #sexy unknown god #take me instead #like damn #with a face like that #imprison me mommy #I’ll do all your evil deeds #take me with you #genshin impact #genshin traveler #genshin aether #genshin lumine #genshin fandom #genshin meme #genshin memes #genshin unknown god #genshin fanart #genshin funny

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when they inform you that the snow is in fact, not food

#Xiao no #why are you eating the snow #oh #what #what the fuck #it’s cause when he was enslaved #often times the only edible thing #he could find was snow #oh fuck- #damn boy #genshin impact #genshin xiao #genshin yaksha #genshin meme #genshin memes #genshin funny #genshin fandom #genshin fanart

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when you’re getting ready to purify davalin’s tear and some bastard with a fairy show up and scare him away

#honestly traveler #what the fuck #go away #let me sooth my pet dragon in peace #whyd you come here right now #now we gotta do a whole story arc #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin davalin #genshin venti #genshin fandom #genshin meme

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when traveler #1,378,846 insists on using the same joke and calling you emergency food

#I stg #I’ll find you #I’ll break into your home at night #traveler I’m coming for you #I have my spatula #and my spoon #I’ve prepared the cooking pot #run. #genshin fandom #genshin meme #genshin impact #genshin memes #genshin paimon #genshin funny #genshin traveler #genshin art #genshin fanart #genshin crack

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when you use all of your resin trying to get viridescent artifacts but the game gives you three maidens plumes, a flower, and a hat with defense, and another hat with defense

#genshin impact #genshin lumine #genshin meme #genshin art #genshin artifacts #genshin anemo #genshin crack #genshin fandom #genshin funny #genshin hates me

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when you ask kaeya to write a love poem and he gives you a paper written in fucking hilichurlian

#excuse me sir #what is this bullshit #may i read this aloud? #*proceeds to hack up a hairball* #oh wait that’s what the poem says?? #kaeya what the fuck #you flirt with anyone and anything #youve probably flirted with a fucking chair #AND IT PROBABLY WORKED #and yet HERE WE ARE #with this bitch #not knowing how to romance a woman #or a man #or a chair #genshin impact #genshin venti #genshin kaeya #genshin memes #genshin meme #genshin imagines #genshin fanart #genshin art #genshin archon #genshin windblume #genshin boys #genshin hilichurl

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Y e s we love random genshin comics: I fully colored the first one but decided it took to long so the rest are sketches. I used this prompt generator and honestly some were just too good to pass up making something for

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #genshin memes #genshin qiqi #genshin lumine #genshin fanart #genshin childe #genshin zhongli #honestly just some random art #tartagile tortilla tartigle something with a t #bruh speaking of him I found this terrible rewrite of rasputin but with Childe #it made me wanna die #like tar tar taglia lover of shneznayan queen #it didn’t even fit it was so painful #but it got stuck in my head #so I heard nothing but tar tar taglia and it was terrible