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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

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#raise your shields #because you’re about to get wrecked

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

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fountain in italy

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whenever someone's like "oh but what if someone HAS to become a soldier or HAS to work for a defense contractor in order to make ends meet"

I might just start saying "if the only job you could find was throwing children into a furnace, would you take it, or would you start stealing things?"

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People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we

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#im scooping the pool water in the background

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