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Imma need a Visual Representation for................................ medical research reasons-

my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #creampuff the salamence #local pokemedic #lemme see #i would like to see da bebeh /ref #/nf ofc

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reminder that taking your pokémon trick-or-treating on halloween is a super fun activity and makes for some very cute memories!

secondary reminder that if you give your pokémon 40 rare candies in one night there will be consequences

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

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Do you know how many pokemon we had come into the clinic because their trainers put their fighting-water types against a bug-electric type? What did you think was gonna happen, Tori????????

Help there is a galvantula on my window how do I get rid of it?

if you've got a good pokéball-arm then you can probably huck an old flashlight or battery set as far as you can out of a different window and it'll take chase. BE FAST THOUGH. galvantula are quick motherfuckers and they are Not human-safe

see this is what happen when you don't report joltik nests because theyre too cute to get rid of

#unreality #pkmn irl #pokemon #realpokemon #local pokemedic #pokemon irl #tw unreality #pokemon rp blog #tw medical talk

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so i woke up last night and realized my grumpig was floating a stack of my textbooks directly above my head. he quickly put them down when i woke up. was my grumpig trying to fucking kill me. im scared dude he's fuckin staring at me while i type this.

have you considered that maybe your grumpig is a fucking comedian and that's hilarious?? youre going to wake up in 2 weeks with a grand piano floating over your nose and i'll be giggling

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Wholeass had a girl come in saying her Ditto has been having respiratory issues and I damn near called the cops on her for cruelty because there were plastic particles in the goddamn lungs. Treat the shapeshifting lads with respect or I'll put you in a plastic bag :) in minecraft

Someone told me you can keep a ditto in a plastic bag as a budget pokeball… do they not? Need to breathe?

ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE. this is a complete lie that came about because this is how underground Masuda™ ditto are shipped internationally in order for them to be legally caught in a different region (and to save on pokéballs). dittos deserve just as much respect as any other pokémon

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #tw threats #tw animal cruelty #local pokemedic #tw medical talk #ditto #pokemon ditto

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diglett interest

diglett interest

#mole interest #pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #tw unreality #das jus a lil babey sosig

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ooc: hi there!!! my blog is similar too! i don't post much, though. my fiance also has @unovanchef and i have another character blog called @ronni-the-aimless-student !!! its a fun lil community!! join us if you want!!

do you know any blogs like yours? ive tried looking them up but im strugglin

use the notes of my pinned post! or if anyone thinks their blog is similar to mine then hit up the reblogs on this post

#pokemon rp blog #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #ooc post #reblog #realpokemon #tw unreality

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every single eevee owner is like “i would never support mass breeders. i found my eeveelution in a trench abandoned and spit on and crying in a box on my doorstep perfectly trained friendship evo with no pokéball” and there are 30,000,000 of them. bonus points if it’s shiny

#ringu (my umbreon) is a rescue from a shelter #tho he did come from a mass breeding mill #he was a bit spicy #still comin back from a lot of chaos #but he warmed up to me over time #as far as quick goes.......... #yeah imma have to get back to you on that one #he is Not fond of my fiance #local pokemedic #pokemon rp blog #realpokemon #tw unreality #tw mass breeding #breeding mills cw

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I got called crazy by my family bc I said it’s weird the league lets children and younger teens handle the terrorists instead of the champs or gym leaders. AITA?

yta??? that's basically a rite of passage of being a pokémon trainer as a kid. they're having fun why would you take it away from them

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Sweet Arceus- this is why spoink are endangered in Unova you twats.

#Theyre adorable too like cmon #local pokemedic #pokemon rp blog #pkmn irl #unreality #pokemon #long post #spoink

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Are you sure he doesn't wanna Eat your goldeen????

THIS FUCKER HAS FOUND A HOLE AND HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY FUCKING WALLS AND RATTLING AROUND. I ONLY CAUGHT A PICTURE OF HIM BECAUSE HE LIKES TO STARE AT MY GOLDEEN TANK!!! I FUCKINF DESPISE HIM HE LIVES IN MY WALLS AND KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT!!

HE ONLY WANTS TO BE LOVED

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #ive seen pakratts make happy meals out of goldeens and magikarp before #local pokemedic

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@unovanchef says when I pout, my eyes resemble Valor's.

;-;

Trainers resembling their Pokémon, pro or con?

as a guy that styles his hair to look like a gulpin every morning its hard work but its funny as fuck

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #local pokemedic #unovanchef

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If I ate a bergmite would I get any calories from it. Or is it like lettuce

i mean there's meat UNDER its ice shield. there's some protein in there. but i'd argue the outside would be more like straight up water than lettuce

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #pokémon consumption #local pokemedic #tw unreality #tw medical talk #why are people Like This

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By chance, were they part of the same hatch group? I see this in a lot of pokemon who behave like bickering siblings. If they're just Very Closely Bonded, then that's also an explanation lmao

she's attacking her with psychic beams again

the most casual fucking brainmelt

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #local pokemedic #espeon #jolteon #psychic beam #tw unreality

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NO

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

#fidough #pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #realpokemon #local pokemedic #tw unreality #unreality #pokemon rp blog

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