lizardrosen

[lizardrosen]

#hi will this reminded me of you#i think you've been doing a good job in your little corner! (from @fairytalesandfandoms)

awww, thank you, I do my best! there are definitely angsty hamlet edits all over the place. @all-mimsy made this King and Lionheart fanvid of hamlet/horatio, and many others, and i've contributed my fair share to the playlist scene.

i don't think viola x orsino and viola x olivia ship wars would ever develop because we're too polite and it's one of those situations where an ot3 is genuinely likely to happen. also in any given production it's usually painfully obvious which one is the real catch (usually olivia). the real ship war is who hamlet should date! the answer is none of them because he's a bad boyfriend, but still.

i've written MANY an unhinged crossover ship, including Hamlet/Iago and Mercutio & Horatio and fate; Cesario and Hamlet and doppelgangers; and Laertes & Orsino and embracing queerness.

there's poorly written romeo and juliet fics out there too! you just need to belieeeeve

shakespeare crew: @butchhamlet, @suits-of-woe, @lesbiancassius, @eldritch-elrics, @poverty-god, @cleverclove, @moonlarked

shakespeare plays need fandoms. like real, actual fandoms, not just 13 people on tumblr. i want people to make velocity edits of this favs. i want angsty hamlet edits to exist. i want viola x orsino and viola x olivia ship wars to exist. i want chronically online tiktokers to fight over this shit. i would pay real money to see people to make AUs on ao3 where the most unhinged ships who have never met to become canon. i want really poorly written romeo and juliet fanfics to happen. someone please help me make this dream a reality

#shakespeare #hamlet #twelfth night #romeo and juliet #laertes

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#sock shoe sock shoe; because my right foot is disproportionately sensitive to sock seams so i need to make sure that's correct first #sock needs to Feel Good but sock also needs to feel good Inside Shoe; so sometimes i need to switch socks or turn one of them inside out #sometimes i spend all that time getting my right foot situation correct and then my LEFT foot decides it's not happy with the remaining soc #and then i just cry #this is one of many reasons it takes me so long to get ready to go literally anywhere

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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

#hamlet

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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Leap of Faith (1992)

#oh my god i didn't know this was an actual movie!! i just listen to the musical with raul esparza a whole bunch #this is actually very funny

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12, 18, 29!

(weirdly specific asks)

12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

i'm super not picky, i use whatever brand my gf gets, which at the moment is [checks] TRESemmé Silky & Smooth for hair stuff, and walgreens brand body wash

18. your boba/tea order?

i buy teabags by the hundreds because i go through two or three a day, on average, and reuse each one as many times as i can possibly get away with before it has no flavor left. sometimes i use fun and fancy flavors, but more often my criteria is "strong black tea"

when i do order tea, i usually get London Fog (earl grey, steamed milk, and vanilla) or a chai tea, but just steeped, NOT a latte. if i'm at a thai restaurant i'll naturally get jasmine tea

29. preferred pasta noodle?

cavatappi!

#friendship is great! #tea #avocado-moon #about me

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20 for the ask game?

(weirdly specific asks)

20. favorite disney princess movie?

ooh, probably beauty and the beast! we love a story about two outcasts finding each other and seeing who they truly are, and the mob song goes hard AND has a line that references the scottish play "light your torch, mount your horse, screw your courage to the sticking place" also gaston has a lesbian fashion sense, it's just too bad he's an awful human being.

#friendship is great! #softersalt #beauty and the beast #disney

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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

#please and thank you

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it got 20 likes on twitter so maybe tumblr will also enjoy OHOHOHOHO (5 notes and im turning it to gif)

#revolutionary girl utena #i love nanami so very much

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she took the midnight train going anywhere

#possum #edgar #king lear #she's a baby!!

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Benedict Bridgerton + Costumes | S02 ep 04 - 08

+ Bonus

#bridgerton #luke thompson #truly the most beautiful man

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im fascinated with how spn point blank says dean is a womanizer from the beginning but he has sex two times a season tops. we are told he is a womanizer then the first time he has sex on screen it’s with a woman he had his only long term relationship with. sam makes a snide comment about dean being a womanizer and the ep ends with the woman dean was trying to ize chastely giving him a kiss on the cheek. nothing else transpired between the two of them. dean winchester competing for an award in best performance of a man

#it's the jim kirk effect #also happens to han solo #...which by extension means dean winchester is a beautiful lesbian

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#i chose 'only bothers me if it's very off' by which i mean; if they try to turn 'will' into a 'female' name #but other than that it's very hard to misspell

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WAIT I FORGOT TO WRITE "WHERE'S POLONIUS?" "AT SUPPER" !!! anthony and francesca would play off each other so well with that dialogue, i absolutely can't leave that bit out.

#not quite liveblogging my life #the viscount's men #hamlet #bridgerton

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hate being autistic and a theatre kid bc when i watch stuff i like im sitting taking fucking notes on the costuming and makeup and lighting to use for analysis like its so over

#i love and hate this; i pause a LOT to take notes which combines with my adhd to mean it can take a month to watch a three hour play #theater #i love it tho

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#music #gosh definitely one of the artists whose CDs i bought at my college radio sales #tobie milford is an electric violinist who isn't even on spotify; gregory douglass is sad but whimsical; bryan scary is fun and bouncy #and the sunny era is fun but i relistened to their album recently and it's sort of all the same song #tom mcrae is small but not THAT small; okkervil river was small when i first got into them but they've gotten bigger now i think #so out of these i think bryan scary fits 'small' 'not well known' and (currently) 'listen to' the best

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#poll #irl i'm really loud and excitable and chaotic so if you're already into what i'm into you'd probably be excited for my enthusiasm #but if a stranger saw me getting really Into whatever they would be alarmed and 'coolness' would not be a concept that enters their mind #online i can curate myself a little more and take the time to be excited in a more coherent way so you can follow along and get excited too #so i think i'm cooler in person

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#chocolate covered strawberries are the best; chocolate covered pretzels are what i have most often #chocolate covered cherries are actually and truthfully of the devil #especially when they've got that awful syrup in them. hate it hate it hate it #tag yourself #poll #you did forget raisins and peanuts but those aren't my faves