littlesttimmy

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Awww, kids first plagiarism!

#Poem #plagiarism #did the teacher really think the kid wrote this?

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I have so much beef with velveeta cheese

#beef #cheese and beef #beefy cheese #cheesers #I’m not gonna stfu #beese #cheef

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This is the eight bird post I see today and I just woke up, did I somehow end up on bird tumblr? Help??

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Everyone on tumblr is so funny, why am I not funny? I wanna be funny too.

#what if I wanna be funny too #I thought tumblr automatically made you funny???

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Why is this tagged #lgbt and #lgbtqia 😭

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They’re not even wrapped!

A beautiful Christmas Card by Caroll Spinney.

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The sickies ;(

#sick #art #I’m down with the sickies on a goddamn weekday this is horrible timing

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Good morming

#little guy #good morning

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The woman who had promised to let me borrow Halloween decor for months now just let me know that her 8 year old nephew has decided that he’s gonna have a Halloween party at the exact time as me and she let me know four days before my Halloween party, I have not bought decor because I thought she was gonna let me borrow. Thanks for the stress, Sara.

#Halloween #Halloween stress #Stress #fuck this lady omg

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Google says I should hydrate, why didn’t I think of that? It’s so obvious

Uugghh, I ate too much that wasn’t food, now my stomach is suffering the consequences

#I’m so stupid

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I dunno if you guys have eaten too mch snacks or sweets one day, more snacks/sweets than actual food and then felt Ill but what I’ve noticed is I usually wake up in the middle of the night (like now, cuz it’s 3 am) with like a mornings breath kinda taste in your mouth but sickly sweet, it’s not great

Uugghh, I ate too much that wasn’t food, now my stomach is suffering the consequences

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Uugghh, I ate too much that wasn’t food, now my stomach is suffering the consequences

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Slut means ‘out of’ or ‘end’, in this case I think it’s ‘end’

Watching ancient danish movies and found this gem

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It’s the Tonk

#Tonk got too much bonk and now he can only honk #honk

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My partners friend actually learned to remember my typing language and I was just flirting with my partner who sent their friend a screenshot but blurred out my name and their friend just replied with “is that Tim?”

anytime i send anon asks to someone i know, i always switch to the most vanilla default typing style ever because the paranoid side of my brains thinks every mutual i have actively analyzes and recognizes my actual typing voice and will immediately hate what i’m asking

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Try to do a mix of the two

ok my choices for my halloween costume are britney oops i did it again red latex suit or sunset shimmer from mlp equestrian girls.

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Hej, jag är svensk and I need you to sshhh about our failures before I throw meatballs at your face

The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. Now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, is the world's best preserved 17th century ship

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