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Waddup I fly planes now

#I also don't use Tumblr #idk why I'm here #me

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Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

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#cinematic parallels

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fellas is it gay to be gay

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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

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I got like the world's largest hickey. I dont even understand how he did it

#Me #I look like a ripped dude in this photo #in fact i am a dainty 5 foot 3 girl

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I wanted to post this somewhere but Instagram is trying to make me crop it

#Me

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Turns out I might be depressed and now my doctor has me trialling some medication

#Brisbane adventures

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I met up with some work friends, who have never seen me out of uniform and are still half convinced I'm a lesbian, dressed like this

#Me

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I thought so. Clearly my guy didn't try hard enough haha

paramorin replied to your post “aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I’m sad about some…”

Nipple itself is impossible, but near it is possible in all sorts of genders & sexes.

A hickey is just about pulling blood to the surface, so maybe it’s harder to give a hickey on the actual nipple but is it completely impossible?

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Today I walked into the breakroom at work and when someone asked me how I was going, I sat down on the floor and started crying. 

So like, that’s how I’m going at the moment...

#work #This is partially pms and partially me having been worn down over 5 years and I'm fucking sick of it #most shifts at work are fine #cruise ships are not

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paramorin replied to your post “aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I’m sad about some...”

Nipple itself is impossible, but near it is possible in all sorts of genders & sexes.

A hickey is just about pulling blood to the surface, so maybe it’s harder to give a hickey on the actual nipple but is it completely impossible?

#paramorin

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aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I'm sad about some work stuff. Let's chat. Friend: Sure. Me:...”

Definitely thought this was gonna be about how the immediate next subject was Nipples

And about the plausibility of getting a hickey on a nipple

#aturinfortheworse #which a guy tried on me #he didn't quite get there but there is evidence of hickey around the nipple #okay this is tmi now

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Me: Hey, I'm sad about some work stuff. Let's chat.

Friend: Sure.

Me: I don't even want to talk about the specific stuff that's making me sad.

Friend: That's cool

Me: So the reason I'm sad is

#aturinfortheworse #thanks for letting me rant at you #work

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