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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is so funny for FR because someone will be like "This precious baby was just too cute to exalt I had to save them!" and it'll be the uglist dragon you have ever seen while someone else goes "HA this dragon is so ugly, I have to keep him forever" and it's the most amazing dragon you've seen in your life

#deadass 😭😭😭 #today i picked up THE most beautiful pair of veilspun babies i’ve ever seen and they were only like?? 6k treasure each? #one is this FASCINATING combination of like. cinder and web in black-purples and mauve/lilac with multi-gaze #and the other is just the sleekest little guy. just a stunning mix of black and blue-greys. #like excuse me ma’am but i think you accidentally sold these absolute drop-dead gorgeous babies #flight rising

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thank you lgbt people who are into horror

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#i write sins not tragedies #SIGH. fair.

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best clan duo in vtm (romantic or otherwise) and why, go

#tzimisce x lasombra #(i’m biased as all hell is why) #can i get a whoop whoop for my bad sabbat bitches #romantic platonic familial i don’t give a shit #toreador x tzimisce is also very fun #lasombra x malkavian scratches my brain really nicely as well but i can’t articulate why #vtm

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it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

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#played in real life first! #i’d been playing for about two years before i tried watching critical role #dnd

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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#okay alright okay alright OKAY ALRIGHT #ooooohhhh this is so good. it’s so delicious. #yummy yummy yummy #outlast #the outlast trials

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Horror Game Protagonist Bracket: FINALS

Finals and 3rd place matches will be open for 1 week.

Welp, we made it to the finals match. Thanks to everyone who voted, liked, reblogged, anything! This was my first ever Tumblr bracket, and it was very fun to create and run. Might do another bracket, but not immediately after. Thank you all so much!

#i know he won’t win but 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 miles holds the title of My Favorite Character Ever please consider voting miles thank you #outlast

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I think one of my favorite DnD Things is when random rolls become retroactive Lore/Quirks for the character. Not even as a DM ruling, I mean something the whole table adopts organically, whether seriously or as a running joke.

A paladin I DMd for failing every single perception roll turned into him canonically needing glasses and not realizing it.

A combination of failed perception checks and concentration saves becoming a character having ADHD and that getting worked into the acting.

My gnome barbarian with low intimidation rolls despite doing/saying some actually terrifying things suddenly having a voice that cracks like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS!! HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" kid when he shouts.

Or my favorite, my tabaxi artificer, Gus, comedically failing every religion check when it comes to praying so now it's a whole plot point that gods literally do not perceive him.

(Yes this is an invitation to reply or tell me in the tags if you've had any canon-altering rolls like this I love PC stories)

#taranis fucking CRUSHING every single save against being charmed eventually led to him being canonically aroace #CANNOT be rizzed up but thanks for trying #miss succubus and miss harpy ain’t got shit on a man who simply Is Not Interested Thank You #(dms want to charm this guy so bad it makes them look stupid) #dnd

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summer is coming up lads..

#humid heat. swamp ass weather. get that shit outta here.

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i lied the compliments are very nice too and im in love with you

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#dnd

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#i don’t think i have to even share my answer. we all know. #literally doesn’t even matter which fandom you know me from.

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