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this post was a lie this is my actual tfa knockout design

#knock out #oh I dig this design

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a gentle reminder that I would literally die for Transformers

#rodimus

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Patron Saint of all drunk STEM university students 🙏

#ratchet

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The crystals did not convince me, so I touched it up a bit.

#drift

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i have exactly one physical transformers product. the product has four parts: optimus prime, megatron, and two combat stands. optimus prime and megatron cannot transform. they each attach to the combat stands with a part that protrudes from their soles.

each of the combat stands is controlled by a knob. rotating this knob will cause the attached figure to rotate, its limbs flailing wildly. the aim of the game is to press the button on the opposing figure’s chest so they will fall off the stand and net you a point.

in a shockingly fitting turn of events, optimus prime’s button will make him pop off the stand. megatron’s requires an additional pulling motion, which makes victory nigh impossible. regardless, the buttons will likely not be pressed. you have to hit them dead on, which is not easy when your degree of control is “how much do you want this toy to flail”.

so what you’re left with, then, are two figures swinging wildly at each other, neither capable of actually winning, but one is far more likely to succeed at least once than the other. and that’s just quintessential transformers, i think.

anyway, the reason i’m sharing this story is i think the gif is hilarious

#megatron #optimus prime #this gif is beautiful #gif

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Kitty cat…….

#drift

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Where are you at?

#swerve #rung

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cyberverse ratch can get it

#ratchet

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the duality of g1 Optimus....like he is that dad who points at a plane and says MAN IS THAT BAE OR WHAT but also he can and will murder Megatron with zero hesitation and dab over the corpse

#optimus prime

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Hello, yes, I would like to propose an idea, dumb idea. So there are like, cibertronians (idk how to write that) that are planes- they- they fly, right?

And- and birds also fly, right?

So then-, my idea is that all flyers don't see glass. Megatron included. No matter how thick, they don't see.

Just wanted to share this thought. It's most definetly not true, but i find it amusing.

I like to think that it’s true

#megatron #starscream #soundwave #optimus prime #ratchet

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#megatron

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Transformers Canon: The robots (being robots) sleep on flat metal slabs in order to recharge, without pillows or blankets.

Me: Interesting. I'm going to ignore this and imagine them snuggled up in a cozy bed with a thermal sheet and soft pillows.

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Cyclonus scribble with ballpoint pen, markers, and gel pens.

#cyclonus

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#drift

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Ratchet: How many times do I have to tell you?! We are NOT a kindergarten! You can’t adopt every human you see!

Optimus: I’m sorry old friend. ><’

#ratchet #optimus prime #very accurate

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He's studying on his way to the exam because he spent the last three nights doing jägerbombs and dancing his tires off, that's what I'm told

#ratchet

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*hangs up Thrash like a flip phone*

#Earthspark #gif #bumblebee #thrash malto