lilyfreshwater

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OUCH

#y'all i just ran a mf marathon

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BLACK MOLD?????

https://x.com/bioloveds/status/1782896431692734920?s=46

Are you ran boo? Be honest

do you want me to kms be honest

#bruh that's like #that's the fuck up mold #what the hell

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dreams accomplishments

- top speedrunner (cheated)

- musician (tHaTs WhAt tHe mAsK iS)

- founded the dsmp (we all know how that ended...)

- created a huge and welcoming community (remaining fanbase is fucking insane, falling off amidst numerous allegations)

ethos accomplishments

- have you ever built any machine using red stone in minecraft? used a red stone clock? used a switch? well then thank this guy

- not an asshole (yes compared to dream the bar is literally this low)

U can just google it? U insinuating that etho is more accomplished than dream because of some redstone thing he came up with is so comical

you don't want to play with me? :( cmon, all you have to do is name one of his accomplishments, it's not that hard. Unless you can't think of any?

#they're literally incomparable #dream got famous #ETHI CHANGED THE FUCKING GAME ENTIRELY

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"faggy dykening" is WILD im using that from now on

Hetboo I know you might not give a fuck but I need to send my deranged take to someone or I might just explode, do you think charlie and grace broke up because he’s gay. HEAR ME OUT, charlie literally started the cuntification process after he and grace broke up like grace unfollowed him on stuff a couple months ago and when did he become fagcicle? NONE OTHER THAN A FEW MONTHS AGO. GLASSES? GONE. FAGGY DYKENING? HELLO!! Anyway why is a full on ‘straight man’ who’s just broken up with his girlfriend going out full eyeliner, tits half on display, leather jacketed up to a CLUB. LIKE YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE IS ‘JUST COMFORTABLE IN HIS SEXUALITY’ HE WANTS TO HAVE SEXuality WITH MEN. anyway thank you for my rant I hope you can get a laugh out of this

wow

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"tommy comes out as bi" I WAS A YEAR AND A HALF TOO EARLY

caved and made a bingo card for next year

#nostradamus up in here

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the proof rn is that Sarah changed @ from Mrs to MsSarahSimons and then immediately tweeted that she'd had a shit day

idk about you but to me changing from Mrs to Ms on purpose is sus as shit

no fr like what the fuck 😭 i mean was tommy even consulted about that

#ask #frank's conspiracy theories

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revealing this info via twitter handle is WILD

Oop? Sarah changed her twitter @ from MrsSarahSimons to Ms

wait this is crazy

#maybe she got pointers from tubbo

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he came out as bi and now his parents are getting a divorce

ok i saw the bi thing how do we know his parents are divorcing

#ask

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what the fuck is happening with tommy????

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Or something

#y'all already know who this is for 💀

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if the yard dnd campaign isn't released by the end of april i'm getting on a plane to LA and taking back what's ours

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actually it's me lmao

Do you know which person talked about yandere guqqie? I've been trying to find them but I forgot who

oof maybe @pvrp13-c10v3r or @tublinu could be the person you’re referring to? but i have no idea sorry :(

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i wish charlie wasn't constantly making content with ranboo because i really don't give af about them and their whole personality annoys me now. stop it. i feel like they did this whole rebrand about "i'm not a minecraft youtuber" but their audience is the same, their humor is the same, idk i have no real reason to hate them but i just can't stand their content anymore

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bringing this URL back from the dead

#happy april fools!

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cool post! i recently saw this recipe for a cocktail i think you'd like:

1. 2 oz bleach

2. 1 1/2 oz ammonia

3. 1/4 tsp of anthrax

4. gasoline, to taste

shake and pour over dry ice

hope you enjoy! ^-^

I’D LET HIM HIT!

#this is a joke of course #but BRUH #him 😭

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well mormonism is dying out, someone has to keep the lead economy alive

charlie slimecicle put that stanley cup AWAYYYYY. you are going to get lead poisoning... i fucking hate consumerism

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Nikki looks great as an emotional girl coward........

i'm sorry but the dyed hair and excessive eyeliner are washing her out and the piercings always look weird with the lip colors she chooses. she can be emo but at least make good style choices 😭

#ask #bidream