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I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

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His name is Butterball. He is loved, 22lbs and yes he is on a diet.

#funny cats #pretty cats #chonkyboi #kitty

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the last thing you see before you die

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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

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I want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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The Edge of Love (2008) dir. John Maybury

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you: i love you More me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-

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Viola Davis has never shied away from harsh truths. On Tuesday, Davis spoke to the Stuart House (a nonprofit for sexually abused children) about trauma in her own family.  Through her speech, she explained how abuse changes survivors’ lives and what she wishes she could say to her sister now: “I wish I could tell my sister …”

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me comforting a friend:

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I am a professional at misreading tone and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t even exist

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someone: wow i hate alcohol its so stupid we shouldnt have to get drunk to have fun me, on my 4th shot: yea me too

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my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

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clits out for harambe

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Michelle Wolf discusses the end of New York’s controversial tax on tampons and the taboo surrounding periods and the word “vagina.”