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Y'all know that whole trend that was going around social media with women calling their significant other by their full name? Yeah, that one. Yet another conversation was had, this time it was about the reactions your favorite babygurls would have if you called them by their full government name because of reasons. Maybe.

Capt. John Price - He's, uh, startled but not enough to drop his cigar this time. Does take a puff of it, though, before addressing you like it's the calm before the storm. Isn't too fazed because he heard it enough from his own mom growing up and he figures he's suave and diplomatic enough to placate you.

Gaz - Pointedly ignores you while giving you side glances here and there which is a major indicator that he's gotten into some shit. Probably. More than likely. Yeah... it was Soap's fault.

Alex Keller - Actually did get into some shit. Does not answer the call of duty.

Soap - You hear 'ah, shit', heavy footsteps, probably a crash, and Soap's peeking his head out from the other room. Has a deer-in-headlights look about him. It was Gaz's fault, goddamnit. He's so adorable. It's enough to make you giggle.

Ghost - You get a grunt. And then it hits him. He stops doing whatever it is he's doing. Fuck, he knows that tone. Simon turns to look at you and he stares into your soul or something like that. What in the hell kind of made-up middle name is that? You spend the better part of a good minute staring each other down before you're all, "I love you ♥️," and Ghost groans and rolls his eyes and goes back to whatever it was he was doing. But not before he grunts out a "Love ya, too." in return.

Alejandro - This is one of the few things that'll actually faze the man. Will damn near break his neck turning to face you to see what's wrong and his eyes will be wide. Oh, the last time he heard his full name called like that was from his beloved grandmother and he'd gotten into some shit then, okay?

Rudy - Ducks his head. Doesn't show his face; he can't bear the sternness of your voice, your gaze. It wasn't him this time, he swears; it remains, though, the way you say his name, an echo in his mind: Ro-DOL-fo. Why'd you have the emphasize THAT part of his name, huh?

König - König.exe stops working. Actually does break something trying to get to you. His eyes are fucking saucers, okay? Oh shit, what did he do this time, Schatz? Are you getting him back after that one time he snuck up on you to surprise you and you dropped dinner? Did you find out about the time he accidentally messed up the laundry and the white clothes came out pink? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO FIX THIS?! Oh, you... just needed him to grab something off the top shelf for you.

Horangi - Also did some shit. Is unapologetic about it. Hits you with a nonchalant, "Yeah?"

Graves - STAYS IN SOME SHIT, OKAY? Saunters in like the smug bastard he is. Smirks and winks at you. "Haven't heard that name in a while, darlin'. What's your fancy?"

Valeria - Pulls a Uno Reverse and calls you by your full government name. Wait―

#teehee #kicking my legs and giggling #konig #simon ghost riley

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Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

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Sex is bad ass if you like hanging around someone enough you can get them to put a bunch of ooze in you. Or other such things

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mr hope the tiefling barbarian werewolf ...i owe my life to the guy who made the bg3 werewolf mod

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love making a decision regarding my oc and instantly running to tell a friend I’ve made him worse

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So basically dating Mothman would be great

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🎃 Spooky season is upon us,

Time to post monster husbanbs. ✨🔥

(Inspired by Czech movie Panna a Netvor (1978))

(Spicy preview below the cut~)

Posted a bunch of not-very-appropriate works of these two on my Patreon, here's a tidbit. <3

#OBSESSED with them #monster romance #terato #monster boyfriend

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Werewolf story is AWESOME but consider: Werewolf Graves with bunny or cat reader 👀

graves has been more popular in my inbox lately. yeehaw 🤠

Mow (ФωФ)

NSFW MDNI 🔞

cw: gn reader, domestic cat! hybrid reader, werewolf au, 🪢, all of my other werewolf CWs lol, exhibitionalism???

Graves

"here kitty kitty..."

big on prey/chase play. stalks you through tall dry grass. I see Graves as a werecoyote instead of a wolf so open plains are his playing grounds.

he can get a little carried away tho. when he finally catches you sometimes his teeth end up biting your neck a little harder than he anticipated. he's used to rough housing w the shadows, not his fragile kitty partner.

his coyote nature bleeds into his everyday life too, a bit sly and troublesome. nothing too rotten of course, but he steals your last few cookies.. and hides the condoms.

"looks like we're out~ a real shame, ain't it sugar?"

thick, rough coat until you get to his underbelly, soft and almost pure white tummy fur 🥰

will sometimes let the shadows join in on The Chase™️ they circle in on you, pushing you further into the open, shorter grass of the plains.

hope you like sex outside because Graves is good for it, with a circle of his cackling, chop-licking, prowling shadows watching.

talks the whole time because he can't ever shut up. but also because he knows you love his southern drawl.

"should we knot 'em, boys?"

yup yup

"careful darlin'. don't wanna squirm much.. you know some of my shadows wanna bite anything that moves."

Gaz

heart in his eyes when he looks at you bf in love with you to the ends of the universe. unironically, a love sick puppy

I'm convinced Gaz is just an animal person in general. cat, bunny, human or any hybrid in-between he can get along with.

very large but agile, slinks around almost as quiet as you which is good for scaring each other. sometimes he'll pop around a corner or you'll seemingly appear behind him

also very good for sneak attacks of kissing. can pin you down easy if he gets the jump on you.

mutual grooming but only kind of. Gaz is kissing you and you're trying to clean his fur. he let's you.. because he's more caught up with licking your soft skin

wags the whole time ♡

sorry Gaz gives me such lovey dovey vibes. lopsided smiles, tongue flopping out of his mouth when you're riding him.

scratch under his chin and he's like puppy puddy in your hands. damn near going cross eyed with how much he loves it

has the worst control of himself when he's teetering on the edge. he's grabbing at anything, his claws digging into the base of your tail, hard nibbling behind your ears.

pushes your head against his fur so you scent him. rub your cheeks and your neck all over him. the smell of your scent mixed with his is like sensory overload, makes him fuzzy in the brain

rororrrrr...

Simon

giant bf Simon ♡ my favoritism will always show im sorryyyy

big sucker for pets, especially on his chest. settles into whatever he's sitting on because he knows you'll be there a while rubbing your scent into his neck.

lick and clean his muzzle and he might give you some extra pets before bed.

hes still a shit head though. stuffs your throat full of his cock with a toothy grin. holds your head with his massive hands, careful to watch his claws.

"purr on it for me, baby, come on."

those old cartoons where the one critter leads the other away with their tail under the chin. 'come hither' yeah he loves that shit.

lumbering werewolf with his slow wagging tail, following right behind his little cat partner, ducking into their bedroom as they slip onto the bed.

definitely says something cheesy about cats and dogs getting along. something something burying his bone something something

never shuts up either but in a different way than Graves

"yeah~ that's it."

"almost takin' it all, look at you"

"better watch those claws before I gotta tie you down"

does not tie you down. will hold your wrists down tho. and you aren't getting free sorry 💔

#ghost x reader #just reread this again #hghngfhnfghnfhng #ty op i kiss u #dark dont look at me

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This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

#oh i wasn't expecting to actually cry #but here i am

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied