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lifenslife · 5 years

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Just in time for Yokai Watch 3!

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lifenslife · 6 years

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lifenslife · 7 years

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That’s all for this year, folks! Slightly nsfw??? version of Ben Tover under cut.

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lifenslife · 7 years

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#yokai watch #yokai watch valentine cards #valentines day card #hovernyan #pittapatt #baddinyan #high gnomey #auntie heart #wydeawake #allnyta #eyellure #nosirs #noko

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lifenslife · 7 years

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I’ve obviously been Inspirted by a yokai, making all these dumb cards.

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lifenslife · 7 years

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Sexual innuendo versions under cut

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lifenslife · 8 years

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So I worked as a math instructor at this tutoring place. It’s basically a rented office space that they converted into several classrooms. So the larger rooms have this wood paneling to divide it into two classrooms. It’s just a large piece of wood suspended from the ceiling. So one day, one of my shit head kids takes one of those loud clampy glasses case and closes it on his friend’s ear who was sitting in front of him. And the moment the kid was like “OW!”, I turned around. And in that exact moment, the kid who had his ear clipped, grabbed his friend’s face and bashed it into the wood panel wall, shaking it. Both my class and the class on the other side fell silent. That has never happened because both classes are shitty middle school kids, pumped up on testosterone (the boy to girl ratio was almost 4:1). I had to really control myself and not laugh because I am the adult in this room. I put on my angry face and scolded both of them. When it came time to rotate classes, the teacher from the room on the other side asked me what happened. I just told her that one of them bashed his friend’s head against the wall and left it at that. TL;DR: Shitty kid bashes other shitty kid’s head into wall. I try my best not to laugh.

#storytime #kids are shit heads

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lifenslife · 8 years

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UPDATE: I FISHED OUT THE SUNKEN CORK. Or at least most of it. I still see bits of cork floating around. And for my troubles, I smell like Rose wine. It’s not a bad smell but it certainly smells like alcohol. IT’S ONLY 2 IN THE AFTERNOON. FUCK ME. Well at least I’m not going out today.

Managed to shave down the original cork to fit back into the bottle. It’ll do for now, I guess. I’ll stick to twist off caps from now on.

Moral of the story: FUCK ALCOHOL

I’M NOT EVEN DRUNK. HOLY SHIT.

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#FUCK ALCOHOL #storytime

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lifenslife · 8 years

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I’M NOT EVEN DRUNK. HOLY SHIT.

SO my dad bought me a bottle of Moscato Rose Sparkling Wine the other day at CostCo because I’m like yeah yeah alcohol! Im 21! I’ve only had sake with friends and I didnt really like the taste of it and watered it down with a shit ton of aloe juice.

So tonight I was like, last time I got really sleepy because of alcohol. maybe I should drink that stuff to knock myself out at a reasonable hour so I can wake up like NORMAL fucking human being. My sleep schedule is hella fucking whack.

THUS MY ADVENTURE BEGINS. The bottle had a goddamn wire basket thing and I had never seen that before. Took me a few minutes to figure out how to open it after I read the instructions on the bottle. Got the cork to come out after a nice pop sound. Then I realized. Holy shit how do I stuff this thing back in? Because like the cork swelled up at the end. It wasnt a straight cork like I was used to.

I had the fucking genius idea to use an old straight cork to stuff it in. It fit. But when I tried to open the bottle, THE FUCKING CORK SNAPPED in HALF. IT WAS STUCK. At this point Im like I fucking need a drink. AND I CANT EVEN GET TO IT.

When I tried using the corkscrew, the cork started to fucking disentegrate on me and crumbling into the goddamn drink. So i tried just digging it out little by little but the more i tried the more it JUST FUCKING SANK INTO THE BOTTLE. HOLY SHIT MAN.

It finally did sink into the bottle and Im like ugh fuck you man. Poured myself a small pudding glass full. AND IT WASNT EVEN SWEET. ALL THIS FOR BITTER ALCOHOL. I don’t know what I was expecting. It was 7.5% and I heard Rose was more like juice. BUT GODDAMN IT STILL TASTES LIKE CRAP.

AND IM A FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT SO IM SLEEPY FROM DRINKING THIS SMALL AMOUNT. At least my friends were there as I screamed incessantly in the chat about this great adventure.

Im going to bed. FUCK ALCOHOL.

#alcohol #storytime #FUCK ALCOHOL

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lifenslife · 8 years

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Hi, so i noticed that forever ago you played Diabolik lovers with a Chinese patch. I can't install the English one cuz its stupid but i know some mandarin >.

I think the site was called XinPlay but it has since shut down. I remember seeing that there was an English patch in the works and VNDB shows that there is one completed, but the link is dead. So maybe search around for an English patch? I’m not sure if I’ll ever pick up the Diabolik Lovers translation again since the anime was kind of boring but I might just to get some translation practice under my belt. Hope that helps.

#ask lifen #anonymous #Diabolik Lovers

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lifenslife · 8 years

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