licensedlesbian

[licensedlesbian]

you fucked all 12 signs on july 2, 2022 slayyyy

I’m trying to fuck all 12 zodiac signs within a year and so far I have 5/12 🤭

#note to self

[licensedlesbian]

you are seeing weyes blood live in 9 days and you’re gonna cry and throw up right in front of her

listening to Weyes blood high with only the light blue led lights on in my dorm room on and this is such a mood ugh I love this

#note to self

[licensedlesbian]

not a bad take but we’re better now

how do you talk to girls? like...how do you start a conversation with a girl?

Usually with a compliment something like “I like you style! Where did you get that shirt, it looks rly cute on you” is usually the type of thing I say to a girl I’m potentially interested in!

#note to self

[licensedlesbian]

saturday i fucked a 40 yo successful tattoo artist that dropped $1k to fuck me with the hotel room/ travel/ food

for the older women, like it takes a certain kind of 30-year old to want to/ actually go through with sleeping with an 18-year old ... like personally im 20 and would MAYBE do it so like be safe!

Yea you’re right... I definitely will be telling all my friends where I’m going and what time they should expect to hear from me by.

[licensedlesbian]

posting again to just to tell the internet baby version of me that i became hotter and sexier and sluttier than she ever dreamed possible

#personal #note to self #i will not be returning to tumblr tho bc i am no longer a virgin 🙏

[licensedlesbian]

did u get hacked

nope! i just don’t really go on tumblr much anymore. if you want to follow me on social media i’m pretty active on twitter @ respectfulslut :)

EDIT: apparently i did get hacked for a bit but i still have access to my acc??

[licensedlesbian]

#i will now be passing away

[licensedlesbian]

[licensedlesbian]

#i’m on this app for the first time in almost 7 months what’s good baby

[licensedlesbian]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[licensedlesbian]

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

#i play too much niche sad girl indie shit

[licensedlesbian]

the entirety of the year 2020 stopping me from getting pus*sy ive had enough

[licensedlesbian]

Patches / Pins

The Foragers Club on Etsy

[licensedlesbian]

[licensedlesbian]

miss_nairagishian

[licensedlesbian]

what if we 😳 got quarantined together 😳😳 due to COVID 😳😳😳 and were both girls ??? ahah just kidding..unless😳😳😳😳

As long as you have enough quarantine toilet paper I’m yours 😫

[licensedlesbian]

fuck marry kill boygenius members..... GO

Fuck phoebe bc she is one of the sexiest women alive!

Marry Julien bc she owns my heart I love her so much

Kill Lucy bc I have no fucking choice 😢

#send asks!! #ily audrey