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— Richard Siken, from Crush

#inventions #fear #rescue me #richard siken #quote

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#cat #computer #puter #no #animals #cats

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#i'm so myself around you #condensation #words

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Winged Lion

#pomegranate #jewelry #ring #garnet #winged lion

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#pink drinks #food photography #pictures of food #food pictures #foodporn #drinks #food

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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

#favorite clothes #how dare

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#cats #cute cats #stray cat #animals

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#disabled #disabled character #amputee #above knee amputee

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Egyptain perfume bottles by zenboy on Flickr.

#perfume #perfume bottles #egyptian #glass #beautiful

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Me constantly:

“Where did you put the...the thing. *tries to find second word for the thing, can’t remember it either* You know, the thing that...it thats. THe thing. It’s black. MY ENGLISH IS NOT ENGLIGH TONIGHT. Flat. Hand tray. For the hot things. *burst of realization*

OVEN MITT!”

I also can almost never count properly in English, especially if I’m in a hurry. And the worst thing is that my boyfriend is also German so if I ask him, he will instantly also forget the word I am asking the other person which is not helpful.

im going to have a stroke

#ESL #bilingual #languages

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Photographs of dancers taken with long exposure 

#dancers #long exposure #ballet #ballerinas #beautiful

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#skeletons #swing #mood #gif #old friends

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i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

#yes #music #that one song

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Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

#CREB #crab phone #i want #creb creb #telephone

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They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

#tea earl grey hot #start trek #picard #accents ugh #this me

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the best relationship is when u can act like lovers and best friends at the same time

#my boyfriend #Erich #he is such a dork #and he's on tumblr #and will read this #so Erich #arschgeige

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#cats doing cat things #dogs and cats #mysterious floor portal #optical illusion #video