one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
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interviewer: "what can you say to us that will make our boyfriends or people who might not be that into one direction come see the film?" (x)
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EVERYONE RIGHT NOW
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me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012 and 2013: lol whats happening hoo Dis
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somebody get one direction on wipeout
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you, my stars and sun, the person that made me the happiest, turned into the thunder and lightning, destroying me and my happiness in the most beautiful way possible
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@alexanderdeleon: pirate lessons from the one and only. thanks for having us, mr. depp
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