narrator, single slice of toast in mouth: “KYAAAH!! I overslept on the day of the shareholder meeting!! I’m going to be late to work!!”
running across the street, narrator is hit by a 1998 chevrolet camaro.
handsome blond stranger: “oh, gomen nasai! my, you really are a kawaii guy. do you need a ride to work?”
narrator: *wow… such a cool senpai is offering me a ride.. my heart is going doki doki!* “a-arigatou gozaimasu, senpai. I’m sorry, I don’t even know your name!”
tyler: “heh… call me Tyler-san, doll. what’s your name?”
narrator: *this handsome guy is asking me for my name!!* “oh.. my name is ███████… but you can call me narrator-chan.”
tyler: “well, get in, narrator-chan. it really is such a kawaii name for a guy like you. now, hold on!”
they ride at a consistent 85 mph for a thrilling 15 minutes until they unfortunately hit and are killed by an industrial-sized truck
this scene is so crazy to me because theres no way they created this much sexual tension accidentally ???? the framing, the acting, the sounds narrator is making ,,,. him being literally pounded from the back, grunting and then finishing ----- tyler watching the entire thing
the way we're only focusing on narrator and tyler, we dont directly see how he's being hit but only his reactions, and the way tyler is staring at him so intensely makes it look like hes being cuckolded
I love Ed Norton’s voice so much esp as half asleep voice Narrator in Fight Club so I compiled scenes where his voice is just soooo y’know? This is very self indulgent but I wanted to share
When you stand before God, you cannot say, “But I was told by others to do thus”, or that, “Virtue was not convenient at the time”. This will not suffice. Remember that.