lesbobiwan

[lesbobiwan]

Loki gave free will to everyone, but once in a while, they would create small victories for Mobius.

When it rained, and there was no shelter for Mobius, somehow a forgotten umbrella would appear next to him.

And when Mobius went to order pastries at a local cafe, he would feel that no matter how long the line was, it always quickened when he stood on the queue.

Loki became the god of stories. And Mobius became the main character.

#hold on man I need a minute

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Killing the flowers will not delay spring.

#free palestine

[lesbobiwan]

royjamie the bachelor au walk with me… roy who is on the show bc his mates submitted him as a laugh and jamie who is Headlining as the first Bisexual Bachelor. jamie only has eyes for roy since day one meanwhile roy wants to die every time the camera is trained on him. every other contestant hates roy. jamie sends home anyone who tries to tell him that roy is a prick. roy is trying desperately not to fall in love with jamie so that no one on (inter)national television sees him be vulnerable. there’s a date in amsterdam. a date where they play football. a date where they go bowling an all the other contestants try to get jamie to “teach them how to bowl with his arms around them” while jamie only cares about fucking beating roy. its jazz. its motown. its the vibrator on the bedside table. its the fucking royjamie reality tv bachelor fanfic you never knew you needed…

THIS is the fic i am working on now. sneak peak below the cut🙈

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Jamie suppressed a laugh as Roy frowned at the word mate. He used the little crease between Roy’s eyebrows as a distraction for the way his stomach twisted itself in knots at the thought of anyone else knowing what he had just told Roy. Maybe that meant that he had made his choice. Maybe he had always known.

Well. One step at a time.

Jamie reached over the table to grab the rose where it had been carefully paid by the production team. He twirled it around in his fingers trying to find the right words to say. All of them felt too insignificant for what had just transpired between them.

“You–” Jamie coughed awkwardly, and started again. “Thank you for listening to me tonight. I’m glad I told you. And I would be honored to meet your sister and niece, yeah? If you’ll have me. I want that. I’m serious about you, and I want to get to know everyone who is important to you. Because you’re important to me.”

You mean the world to me, was stuck in his throat. I’m falling in love with you. I think I might be there already, and that terrifies me.

“Jamie,” Roy said. Nothing more, but Jamie supposed he had known him long enough now to know exactly what he meant, even in that one word. It was Roy saying yes, saying you too to whatever Jamie had left unsaid between them. Jamie’s hands were shaking as he lifted the rose between them.

“Please take it,” Jamie whispered. “I don’t know what I would do if you didn’t.”

Roy grunted, and it meant of course I will you fucking prick. Jamie beamed, and leaned over to pin the rose to Roy’s lapel. It looked fucking mint on him—it always did.

“Kiss me,” Jamie breathed, his hand still lingering on Roy’s chest. “Roy—”

Roy didn’t hesitate. He pulled Jamie up in one fluid motion, depositing him down onto Roy’s lap while Jamie let out a breathless squeak. It quickly divulged into a moan Jamie probably should be worried about being heard on camera, but Roy was kissing him too thoroughly for him to care about anything other than Roy’s beard scratching against his skin. His hand came up to cup Jamie’s face, thumb brushing tenderly across his cheeks where Jamie was fairly certain there were still tears. The action made him pull away, emotion in his chest threatening to make it burst.

“Roy,” the word was punched out of him, like he didn’t have a choice, like all that mattered in the world was that one syllable. Like there weren’t four other contestants still waiting for him back at the resort, like there was nothing between them but–

“Alright, you two,” Keeley’s voice cut him off, as she stepped out from behind the camera. “We have more than enough footage for this date, and it really is getting late. Roy needs to head back to the hotel and you, Jamie, have a decision to make before tomorrow.”

#absolutely obsessed with the idea that bachelor nation on twitter would be feral over roy #he’d be their favorite hands down they’d love everything about him #they’d post the funniest most feral shit about him and I would retweet every single one of them #when the season ends and jamie is allowed his phone and contact with the outside world he retweets every single one #he sends roy the funniest ones which means roy’s phone is getting blown up with memes about his eyebrows and chest hair

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#jamie is just like me where he shotguns the smoke right from peoples mouth #it doesn’t count if u don’t personally hit the vape #girl math

[lesbobiwan]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

#I drive past tim misny and his eyebrows everyday on the way to work #truly a unique experience

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So, I’ve come here from dead bird app and uh, very lost, don’t understand this format 😭

Anyways have dinosaur!

#lost #help #dinosaur #paleoart

#oh fuck yeah a dinosaur! #thanks op

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#watching this show during my developmental years deeply changed me as a person in the best way #psych

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Day 1 of @codywanweek with the prompt 'Sleeping'! 🧡💙

And there was only one emergency seat on the LAAT.

#this inspired a star wars story idea like I haven’t had in years #obi-wan and cody are just totally unashamed about it so anakin and rex really up the ante on their teasing #like recreating the picture (just as bros u know) #all that type of stuff until anakin has to go to obi-wan literally in tears like #it started as a joke but I don’t think it’s a joke anymore #man is distraught #like rex isn’t having the same exact conversation with cody #I wrote exactly one rexwalker fic that is one of my most popular and look at me now

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i continue Ted Lasso posting… anyways, i desperately need more fic of these three so if you’re considering writing some please please please do

see some process pics below the cut!

i wanted to do a value study, working from greyscale and then into color. i’ve never done this before so it was kind of wild to do. the first here is the grayscale, plus the lighting i added, the second is the flat colors with no shading, and the third is from when i wanted to commit crimes over struggling on drawing Roy Kent’s beautiful mug.

#oh fuck yeah #hell yeah

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“Sorry you’re out of a job. You know what this makes you now, though, right?”

#gay judgement

[lesbobiwan]

Just twirling my hair and thinking about Steve & Chrissy’s dynamic if she would have lived. Like she would have been Eddie’s platonic soulmate but her and Steve would be such jocks together.

- Steve helping Chrissy with her relationship with food by cooking her home cooked meals & then going on jogs together without any pressure on making it about losing weight

-Chrissy actually being able to keep up with him in the water & days at the lake of them racing one another

- Steve spotting her when she practices her tumbles

And then Halloween rolls around. Eddie and Robin show up to Steve’s dressed in matching costumes. They’ve firmly landed on the ‘silly’ side of the holiday dressed as Tom and Jerry using fur coats they thrifted along with big cartoonish animal ears. Chrissy comes out of Steve’s bathroom in an oversized basketball getup with Harrington printed on the back. It takes a few seconds for Eddie to catch on but when Steve calls out from the bathroom-

“Chrissy did I leave the pom-poms out there?”

Eddies just- he just. He looks at Robin with wide eyes. “Help. Me.”

#u get it #I wrote this dynamic in my platonic hellcheer fic #and it’s quite possibly my favorite thing

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Spidermaul concept 🕷❤️

#this is the coolest shit i’ve ever fucking seen oh fuck yeah hell yeah

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L with the T 💖

edit: OP is a trans inclusive intersectional feminist. this post is not for “the overlap between trans men and lesbians” (quote from a terf who reblogged this). this post is for trans lesbians, and solidarity between lesbians and trans people. TERFs and other radfems dont reblog or interact.

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The call.

The response:

We support ship's rights, but we also support their wrongs!

#this is the fucking best

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the barbie meme but make it beardted

#ted lasso #another one!! #my new favorite art format

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They beat up Rupert 💜

#ted lasso #and they’d do it again!

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Absolutely loved drawing this one. I think it’s one of my favourites. I think I’ve finally got the Din Djarin head tilt down to a t.

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#I thought this was a fucking screenshot wtf #ur so talented