carbon monoxide
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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worlds funniest polycule
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shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself
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I think trans people (specifically transfems) should be allowed to be horny in peace, and that people need to leave them alone when they are.
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
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kiss
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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If you want to purchase an esim for Palestine (select Middle East in the menu) through Nomad they are currently having discounts. You can use one of the following codes before checkout:
NOMADXSTUDENTS15 - 15% off of any plan (except day plans) over 5 USD
NOMADCNG - 5% off for all Middle East sims
PS: You can also try my referral code but I'm not sure if it still works:
TOBA57PV - 3 USD off your first purchase
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reminder you guys have to be normal about religions that you dont personally believe in btw
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[transgender elf princess is cradling my limp body after I gave my life to save her from an evil sorcerer]
ELF PRINCESS:[tearing up] to think a roguish scoundrel like you would give your life for me… you kindhearted fool… you can't leave me…
[delirious from Soul Decay] can you call me a good girl while I touch yuor ears
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fandom wiki simulator
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