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#only in gotham #gothamites #batman #two-face #nightwing #redhood #robin #tim drake robin #calendarman #poison ivy

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not me holding a "You Go Girl! Save The Planet!" sign (of recycled cardboard) from afar while Poison Ivy is destroying a whole factory on her own like the girl boss she is

#poison ivy #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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I knew when I got my apartment that the cheap rent was due to something, I just didn't expect every fight in the district to happen right under my window

like yay free entertainment but

they so damn loud I think I'm gonna invest in a set of ear-plugs to finally sleep in peace

cause I've blacked out for the fourth time today at school

#only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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learning all the riddles in every riddle book I find

just in case

#I mean I already am pretty confident in my riddle solving skill #but let’s not risk it #the riddler #only in gotham #gotham city #gothamite #gotham #gotham rp

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my bff is losing her mind cause i “keep creeping up behind her”

BUT I DON’T DO IT ON PURPOSE

she can’t understand she has good cardio

but in a city where your best chance of survival is run and/or hide

if like me you can’t run three yards without having your lungs on the verge of death

then you develop stealth

so sorry maya but i’m a stealthy bitch it’s a direct result of my incredible survival instincts

#can't stop won't stop #stelth #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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I crashed the car.

guess who just got a job as a get away driver

i actually can’t drive but don’t tell them that i need the money

#we got away but I still crashed the car #I'm not getting payed #i fucked up #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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I mean, Harley Quinn DID say he fucked bats

The existence of Manbat just seems like more proof to me

Is Manbat Batman and a bats child?

#batman #manbat #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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Everyday some weirdo with nothing but spandex and a dream declares themself “Ruler of Gotham” 🤨 First of all, colonizer,

- R

#only in gotham #gothamite #gotham #gotham city #gotham rp

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guess who just got a job as a get away driver

i actually can’t drive but don’t tell them that i need the money

#only in gotham #gothamite #gotham #gotham city #gotham rp

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we’re the 2/22/2022 it’s the second day of the week of the second month of the year

why do I feel like two-face is up to something

#two face #gotham #gotham city #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham rp

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I saw two kids in halloween costumes, one was superman and one was batman

they were arguing over who was the most powerful

the superman kid said something along the lines "batman can't even fly he can't beat superman" and the batman kid punched him took his candy and ran away disappearing in an alley

not sure the stealing candy is part of the batman motto, but at least he got the whole anger issues right

besides the superman kid didn't manage to get his candy back so I guess the smol bat did make a point

#halloween is weird #batman vs superman #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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omg YES please that would be super great

I need the villains to drop where they buy their eyeliner

cause like bitch how does your make up stays flawless after getting your ass beaten up by the bat???

I got into a fight yesterday cause some dude took the last croissant of the bakery when I clearly saw it before him and let me tell you after that my face was A MESS (still in better shape than his but still)

so no more secrets people, spill the tea

also side note i just got a text from my bff and it apparently made the news???

#only in gotham #gothamite #gotham #gotham city #gotham rp

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you know

people say Gotham is the worst city in the world crime-speaking

and like that's true but

it's not like we can get rid of our villains

we don't want to get rid of our villains

they're part of our ecosystem

you don't get rid of trees in a forest, what's a forest without trees

what's Gotham without its villains

okay yeah technically humans have been known for destroying forest and trees but you know what I meant

#I'm pretty sure if our villains were to disappear suddenly #I would be pretty sad #like something's missing #it's almost like loosing a family member #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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thanks so much you guys are lifesavers 🙏🙏🙏

I need the villains to drop where they buy their eyeliner

cause like bitch how does your make up stays flawless after getting your ass beaten up by the bat???

I got into a fight yesterday cause some dude took the last croissant of the bakery when I clearly saw it before him and let me tell you after that my face was A MESS (still in better shape than his but still)

so no more secrets people, spill the tea

also side note i just got a text from my bff and it apparently made the news???

#only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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I need the villains to drop where they buy their eyeliner

cause like bitch how does your make up stays flawless after getting your ass beaten up by the bat???

I got into a fight yesterday cause some dude took the last croissant of the bakery when I clearly saw it before him and let me tell you after that my face was A MESS (still in better shape than his but still)

so no more secrets people, spill the tea

also side note i just got a text from my bff and it apparently made the news???

#and for the people wondering yes I got that croissant #my french genes woke up and chose violence #don't ever stand between a hungry french and a bakery #but seriously though #I need that eyeliner #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp

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well DUH

IM GONNA FUCKING SAY IT

Bruce Wayne is better than Tony Stark and you cannot change my mind

#obviously #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham #gotham city #gotham rp

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that would explain how he gets all this definitely-super-expensive technology stuff

Bruce Wayne is dating Batman this, Bruce Wayne is Batman that. Blah, blah, blah. Amateurs. Here’s the real hot take:

Bruce Wayne is Batman’s sugar daddy.

(I will be taking no criticisms.)

#good take #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham city #gotham #gotham rp