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This goes here too but I will be doing the above

1-2 week Hiatus

Hey guys! So I have a lot of stuff going on. I think I'm going to uninstall all social media for a week or two.

I WILL come back, and I'm going to copy-paste the asks I have so I can work on them still. Believe it or not, I do LOVE writing, but it's the apps I need space from, haha.

But there's going to be a radio silence from me on all accounts.

Anyway I am sorry but I really appreciate all of you. I'll be back in a week or two with some completed requests and hopefully a better mental state. The ask box is still open.

#misty speaks #hiatus

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Introducing the boys to male vibrators, then tying them up and just sitting back and watching them utterly fall apart.

I couldn't tell if this was a request but if it was let me know!

But absolutely I think this would be Very Worthwhile. They're all probably unfamiliar with modern sex toys but they'd all be delighted in different ways.

#misty answers #imtoogayforthis

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For requests: how do you think the boys would react to a fem!dom reader asking to peg them?

Ooooo good question! I'm adding First and Fierce as a Treat lol

Fierce

Stunned

You're probably the first to ask him

He's a literal god

But he also loves you and is willing to try things with you

So of course he agrees to try it

He's not nervous but a little confused when you guys start out mostly because you haven't done this with him before

He likes it, though!

Fierce ends up loving pegging

He'll ask you himself if you go too long without filling him

First

Turns as red as possible and sputters

"What?!"

He probably needs reassurance first.

Tell him you love him no matter what

But he will absolutely try it he's just worried he'll do bad, and you'll hate him (he's wrong, of course)

He adjusts after a minute or two and decides he really likes pegging

He won't brag about it, but if he were the bragging type... well.

He definitely wants to do it again

Four

He dosen’t feel particularly strong either way until you ask him.

The idea of YOU pegging him? Sign him the fuck up.

IF applicable He'll look into getting you a custom harness to peg him more comfortably

He adores being pegged.

He definitely asks you about incorporating this more often

Hyrule

He gets blushy and also probably has to ask for clarification on what pegging is

He's a little hesitant, mostly because he doesn't want to disappoint you.

But once you try it, he's Hooked. Capital H and all.

Definitely gets whiney for you

Legend

He's a brat and I love him

He agrees and teases you. "What, you need more control?"

Don't let him fool you, he's VERY on board

All it takes is one thrust to break his bratty attitude. It just flips him into full on subspace.

He'll probably ask you for more than one round too

Sky

He just smiles as he agrees

He went to Knight Academy, he definitely has a good knowledge of sex, kinks, and positions. Locker room talk took its toll.

He takes to pegging like a champ, but he gets squirmy because he just can't stay still

Sky 100% asks for this to happen again and again

IF you're okay with him bragging about you he tells people how good you are to him.

Time

He was probably trying to figure out how to ask you to be honest

He agrees readily and is ready to try it as soon as possible.

He's so good for you, tell him he's pretty and takes you so well

He'll happily bottom for you anytime

Twilight

He goes red but asks what you expect of him when you do peg him

He just wants to please

He doesn't think he'll enjoy it too much

He is WRONG

Twilight likes it more than he expected and even tells you so

Warriors

He was probably going to ask you

He just wants to be taken care of

He agrees happily and asks if you'd be willing to do this more often

He's so pretty for you

Wild

He hadn't considered it really but he'll try most things once

He's anxious but most because he hasn't been pegged before

Wild likes it, though, and definitely wants to add it to the rotation

#misty writes #misty answers #the old man #the rancher #the fallen hero #the champion #the captain #the traveler #the collector #the blacksmith #the fierce deity #the first hero

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hi, i think i sent a request in a while ago but i dont remember what it was and im worried tumblr ate it, does it matter how many/when requests are made? i just dont want to bombard you or anything, or ask for more than my share

There's no limit, and as long as requests are open, you can request to your heart's content.

Requests are still open btw

#misty answers

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I HAVE A QUESTION!! Do you write for the zeldas?? specifically twilight princess zelda 👉👈🥺🥺🥺

I do! If you want to request something for them, feel free to!

#misty answers

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Are requests still open? Just making sure i don't want to overwhelm you, take caree~

Yes they're still open. I'm just fighting with Tumblr right now

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Hey, y'all, I'm back. I realized nothing was posted while I was gone. I'll go in and try to fix that today or tomorrow once I'm able to get my laptop running.

Hi guys, I'm back! I'll be starting on the new round of asks today. I'll also work on updating the masterlist.

#misty speaks

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Requests are open and things should post Fridays on here

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Okay, I will be finishing the requests I have, and then I'll open requests back up, but things in my life are becoming unstable, so I might be semi-inactive for a while, starting in like- mid February.

I'll try to schedule something to post once a week (I'll start writing now). I will be keeping how to fall in love twice in the queue.

Even though there will be pre written content scheduled to post, I might not update the masterlists after mid February for like- A while.

My tags should still be up to date, though.

This goes for my NSFW blog too

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Sub! Time scene

Guess who's back! I apologize for the long absence on this blog, but I'm finishing drafts and starting the requests I have so keep an eye out

Anyway, here is a quick scene. The next one out should be an extended version of my sub! Sky scene

Warnings/Kinks: Bondage,

Time stares up at you, your knees on either side of his hips as you hover over his weeping cock. Once again you have him at your mercy, and he dosen’t want it any other way.

"C'mon, dearest. Please?" Time asks, wrists straining again the rope they're tied in.

Hands behind his back he is left staring up at you and pleading with his eyes as his words seem not to affect you.

"Be patient, Link."

"Please. I'm so good, please!"

"Come on now, sweetheart, we're working on your patience."

"But-"

"I can stay here as long as I have to." You give a smile. You mean it too, you can stay he as long as you need to.

"(Y/n)."

It's always beautiful to watch your lover fall apart for you.

#misty writes #the old man #dom! reader

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He's big. He's always more than a little too big for her. Even for her age and ethnicity, she's small. The Fierce Deity loved to declare her as a travel-sized wife, even if she was concubine. Only a concubine. He can't marry a mortal and make her his equal unless tempt the wrath of prideful things who loath to have something little more than writhing worms in the red earth of Din, and for all the Fierce Deity would definitely fight for her honor and place, she'd rather not stir things up with things bigger than her.

Gods, in their wrath and pleasure, tend to affect the world in ways one cannot predict. And often in huge ways.

This is why she ties him up when he's angered and soothes his anger away with her embrace. This is why she ties him up as she pleasures and teases him. She's his concubine but they're equals and she would be the only mortal he'd ever surrender to, to be weak to. Fierce Deity is not a being one would envision gasping and grunting as a small, frail thing like her would whimper and moan as she moves her hips and forcing him into her tight, wet warmth and his ass filled with an ivory dildo she knew would nudge against that lovely spot inside men with every rock of her hips. Taking him like he's no more than a war trophy and, drenched in the jewelries and ornate robes of rich fabricshe gifted his bride, she looks like an Empress indulging herself with conquering a handsome warrior like she had conquered his kingdom. Fierce Deity is a war deity, it wouldn't too out of character, surely, if he also embodied what happens off the battlefield, right?

She always liked to test his limits, and he always liked to be overwhelmed -- whether it be on the battlefield or in bed -- and they truly are a match.

She rocks her hips. She hears his broken moan, an incoherent plea for her to either stop or for more. A pause, and she keeps going, he didn't use the safeword after all and she immerses herself back into it. Big, so big. It was a practice in patience, learning to take him fully, but it was worth it like any siege upon a prized jewel of a city, making the ever stoic war deity break and try to breal her in turn for the audacity. By now, he knows better.

She hums, contemplative, as she kept riding him, her palms and fingers still exploring the divine flesh like she hadn't explored it, hadn't worshipped it, hadn't littered with marks of love and ownership before. And he could do little more than (fail to) writhe in his binds and keep taking. As much as she is his, his is most undoubtedly hers, in ways that he could not have imagined his tiny bride would make him hers. Not that he'll regret it. Not that she'll ever let him learn to regret it, no, he will relish in her worship and her control over him.

Only the best for her husband and beloved.

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I WANNA RIDE THAT FIERCE DICK!

PLEASE, HE BE SUCH A STOIC YET LOVING SPOUSE TO HIS PARTNER.

#oh lord #he could make me religious

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I'll be going through my followers list checking ages you have until December 3rd at noon (PST) to make sure your age is in your bio/pinned post OR you can DM me your age (it can just say you're over 18)

#misty speaks

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This also applies to this blog.

I am closing requests as of midnight tonight, 11/17/23 (PST).

The ask box is open for thoughts, questions, or any writing you guys would like to submit.

Over the next month I'm going to work on finishing all current requests and half written ideas.

I will also finish redoing my masterlist set up.

#announcement #misty explains

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make-up sex with whatever link of your choice? nothing non-con/overly aggressive of course, but i do adore some tension.

Oh yeah 100% on board with you here! I'm choosing four

I'm so sorry this took so long.

Make-up to me (four)

Pairing: Four x reader

Summary: Some good old makeup sex after you worried Four

Warnings: make up sex, slight marking?, teasing

Other: If this isn't what you had in mind, please let me know! (Also, if I missed a tag, let me know)

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"I can't believe you." Four says as he nips firmly at your pulsepoint, settled with his thighs on either side of your lap.

"I already apologized."

"Still can't believe how reckless you were." He says back, moving to press a hickey into your collar bone.

"Four-"

"You're always getting hurt."

"I'm sorry!"

He just bites your neck in response, obviously not satisfied with your apology. You keep doing it!

Four pulls away from your neck, hands pushing your shirt up to expose your chest. "Take this off for me."

You are quick to comply, pulling the shirt off along with any other layers you might have had on under it.

He's always hot like this, all demanding and taking charge.

Your torso shows off where you'd been injured, a bandage taped over the spot that sits below your ribcage on your side. Mostly healed, the bandage is more for protection than healing right now.

This doesn't seem to make Four any happier, though. His palm fitting over the square of gauze gently. There's no real pressure.

"You're a reckless thing." Four says with something like spite in his voice, hands roving your torso slowly.

"Hm- yeah. I guess I am."

Four leans in to suck a bruise against your shoulder as he grinds down slowly.

"Can't believe you." He groans, setting u his forehead against your neck, "So pretty all the time."

"Link." You say, setting your hands on his back and sliding them under his shirt.

"Can I fuck you, angel?" Four asks, something twisting in his gut.

"Please."

"You're not cumming until I think you've learned your lesson."

"Link!"

"What?" Four questions with faux innocent that's all Green.

"You're an ass sometimes, that's what." You grumble.

Four just smiles as he moves his hands so he can brush his thumbs across your nipples. Which earns him a soft sigh.

You bite back a whine when Four brushes over your nipples a second time, this time with more pressure.

He always knows how to make you moan.

"You wanna strip down for me?" Four suggests.

"If it gets you to fuck me."

He snorts as he stands from his spot in your lap. "Trouble."

"Your trouble. "

You strip out of your pants and underwear, watching as he straps out of all his clothes.

He's built well. Toned abbs from working the smiting table and sculpted arms.

"You're so hot." You say.

Four smiles as he grabs the oil from where he dropped it on the bedside table, "Thanks."

"How should I move?"

"Lay down for me."

You do as instructed, laying down on your back. The bed creaks a little bit as you do.

Four follows you, settling on his knees between your legs. His eyes roving you hungrily.

His eyes show reds and purples more than anything. Something a little primal seems to glow in his gaze.

He snatches the oil from the bedside before pouring some onto his fingers, rubbing it along them.

"Tell me what you learned from today. " Four says.

"Shock arrows hurt like a bitch?"

Four flicks your thigh with his clean hand. "Wrong answer, angel. Try again. "

You sigh. Obviously, Four is still upset about your stunt. Which you get but like, you just want him to stop drawing this out.

He could at least stretch you.

"Not to be reckless like that."

"There you are, (Y/n)." He smiles, somewhere between admiring and plotting.

He sets two fingers at your hole, tilting his head as you gasp softly.

"Are you gonna do this again?"

You know what he wants to hear. And you can't promise anything because there will be more battles. More enemies. But you can choose to be smarter about this kind of sacrifice, too.

So you say what he wants to hear. Becuase you actually like being alive. Especially if your future keeps this man in it.

"No, I won't. "

"Good."

Four presses his slicked up fingers into your body, slow and steady as you start to squirm.

He starts to pump his fingers slowly- a maddening pace really. His face is covered in a shit eating grin.

"Is something wrong, (Y/n)?"

"Link you know you're going slow."

"I know."

He keeps his pace, angling his fingers to hit your sweet spot. He's a little menace who is obviously enjoying the way he presses into the bundle of nerves that has pleasure shooting up your spine.

"Link!"

"That's right, let me hear you."

"Fucking hell," You manage around a moan.

"If you want a finger, you're gonna have to ask." Four says, his eyes taking in the way your face moves.

"Please, Link."

"Oh, angel. I think you can ask better than that."

You whine, legs squeezing around Four's knees. Your face scrunching up at a particulars firm thrust of his fingers.

"Link, come on! Please add another one."

"Of course I will. You asked so nicely."

Four does add another finger.

You moan when he does, back arching off the mattress.

"Link, I'm so close! Please!"

Four removes his fingers, wiping them on his thigh. "I told you you aren't Cummings until I think you've learned your lesson."

"Link!" You protest, and you know he's still upset you're hurt. You do. But you also don't see how this does anything to help.

But it seems to be helping Four. And that's enough for you really.

And besides, the way his dick stands at full attention as he stares at you is certainly a sight. And extremely flattering.

"(Y/n)."

"Come on. Please." You whine, feeling empty as you squeeze your legs around him again.

He softens at that, eyes warming as he takes you in. Four relaxes a little too as he sets one hand on your hip.

He flashes a soft smile, "Alright, baby."

Four moves then, pressing his way into you slowly. He's not in a particular rush. He's here, and so are you.

You wrap your arms around his shoulders and try not to whine as he starts moving.

He's moving slow, sliding in and out as he watches your face twist in pleasure.

He grunts at a particularly deep thrust, your walls squeeze him just so. "Shit- Angel, you're perfect. You're so good, taking me so well."

You gasp as he angles just right to hit the bundle of nerves that makes fore race your spine.

"Link!"

He just burries his face into the crook of your neck, groaning as he speeds up. Each thrust brings him that much closer.

He feels so good.

You're almost pulling him in everytime he pulls out.

"That's it, angel. Hold on for me." He manages.

Four moves one hand to your sex, fondling it just the way you like, working to make sure you come too.

"Link-" you cry out, remark turning into a moan as he works you over.

You can feel your pleasure coiling in your stomach- how close the band is to snapping.

The way Four plays with your sex is practiced, and it's all you can do not to start pleading with him to go that little bit faster.

"Angel- shit I'm gonna-" his hips stutter as he groans, "- gonna cum."

You tighten your arms around him, trying to meet his thrusts each time.

"Link!"

You groan when you feel him cum, your own orgasm crashing over you seconds later.

He presses a kiss to your throat before pulling out of your hold and looking down on you.

He pulls out and flops to your side, grinning at you. "How was it?"

"Amazing."

"Good."

#misty writes #nsfw #the blacksmith

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A Smell So Sweet

It’s been a while, but here I am, back once more, wizard anon! This one has been sitting in my docs half finished for like, a month, and I am finally here to deliver some Twilight content for y'all. And perhaps the other things I’ve written shall see the light of day sometime soon…

Anyway, on with the show!

Content: gender neutral reader, Twilight and his enhanced nose, and his scent kink, eating out/giving head, facefucking, facials. Word count: 942

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Keep reading

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Closer ࣪.⋆ ♡

Pairing: Twilight/fem!Reader

Plot: Twi wants to be closer to you ;)

Warnings: smut!!, cockwarming, p in v obviously, cowgirl, allusion to hickies

A/N: I'm so down bad for this mfking wolf god-

Wordcount: 571

The night was especially quiet, shiny fireflies fluttering quietly their little wings, contrary to the squacking sound cuckoos made into the night breeze. You knew how much Link loved nights like this, quiet and calm ones.

Well, It would've been a pleasant night if your guts were nestling nicely inside of you instead on being absolutely demolished by your boyfriend.

Your thighs were already numb on top of him, covered in a mixture of his saliva and your own sweat, creating a glistening glow on your skin.

"Stay still"

His husky voice took you out of your trance, you then felt his hands gripping hardly your thighs, as if he didn't want you to move.

What?

This was the first time he behaved like this with you, he didn't even prep you before sliding himself inside. And now he didn't want you to move?

Maybe it was because you told him how cold you were, the night breeze leaking through your window and into your shared bedroom, enough to make you shiver under the mattress.

You stayed silent with your bare arms wrapped around him, your body pressing against his warmer one. You hid your face on his neck, trying to surpress your evident hornyness on top of him.

You knew he was one squeeze away from going mad bellow you, trying to control his hunger for you by gripping your legs. He was hard and he ached for you, his ragged breathing coming out of his hot mouth.

Your whines and quiet pleasured sounds almost made him grab your waist and flip you over so you could scream properly. But he didn't, the rancher wanted to enjoy your warm walls around him, to memorize them when he only had his fist to remember.

"Please"

Link's ears perked up at your needy whisper, breath fanning his neck before you squeezed him hardly, making him groan out.

"Don't do that darlin' "

He warned you, pulling you off his neck and watching as a string of saliva united his neck and your mouth. He throbbed at the sight, red and plump lips matched with your so lovely eyes, now hooded with desire and want.

His hips twitched, his mind flooded with you, images of you squirming as he rammed himself into you, scratching his back as the animal he was, how good you'd look moaning and gagging his name.

You moaned at the sudden movement, gripping his shoulders tighter as you whined a quiet "Link..."

"I know, I know... Just a bit more"

He tried to reassure you, whispering how good you were for him, letting him feel you up as you sat there obediently.

"I'll fuck you so good after this princess"

The nickname did it for you, it always did. Your thighs clenched around his waist, head falling against his shoulder as you tried to control yourself. It just felt so good.

But you muttering out his name in such a sensual way also did it for him, trailing his hands higher until they met your waist he finally rolled your hips on top of his. You both sighed out in harmony, the pleasure increasing thanks to the fact that you both were being slightly overstimulated by this.

His teeth found the junction of your shoulder and your neck, speeding up his movements needily.

This was going to be a long night.