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hi lin <3 last year i sent u asks about bodyguard!hotch and i’m thinking abt him again 😩 (this is not a request i just need to tell someone my thoughts hehe) but famous!reader being under the protection of the bau but u keep cheekily flirting with aaron and u briefly catch him checking u out from a distance so u wink and smirk at him. and on ur last day u flirt with him again and he surprises u cupping ur face with one hand and saying ‘maybe if we met under different circumstances’ and smirks

hiiiiiiiiiii <33

PLS! so handsome!!!!! at first you’re just flirting with him because he’s there and he’s handsome and you need something to take your mind off of the fact that you need literal fbi protection but then you start spending more time with him :( and you start to Really Really like him :( especially when you’re having a bad night because you’re really scared about what’s going on and you can’t sleep at all so you go down to make yourself some calming tea or a drink to help yourself relax and you find aaron still awake on the couch (in the worlds cutest pajamas and white tshirt that make you SWOON) reading a book and when he smiles over at you, you take your cup and go sit with him on the couch fully intent on bugging him about why he’s still awake to distract you from the fact that you are 🤭 but!!! he clocks you immediately and asks if you’re okay or if you want to talk about being scared :( and he’s just so so sweet to you and lets you hang out with him until eventually you get sleepy and he helps you back up to your room but after you get all settled in bed he goes to leave until you grab his wrist and whisper “please stay. at least until i’m asleep” and he does <3 with that worried furrow stuck right between his brow because he cares about you a lot and when you’re deep asleep and snoring (despite the fact that you were Adamant that you don’t snore 🤭) he squeezes your hand that’s still all wrapped up in his and he promises you that he’s gonna keep you safe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

#anon! #bodyguard!aaron #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #.ask #SOBS! WEEPS! #this is so soft and gentle :( and i love him :( #and him being so cheeky when you guys have to say goodbye at the end of the case PLS!!!!!!!! #of course if he checks his go bag he’ll find a little thank you note with your cell number in it <3 #and a PS telling him that you already miss him 🤭

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- @greg-montgomery (and also -🌙 hehe)

FAYYYYYYYYYY hehehe hi lovely <3333

you’re so sweet!!! i don’t have any of my old writing on here anymore i’m gonna cheat and say all of them 😌😌😌😌🤭

#fay! #🌙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MWAH! #ily hehe i squealed when i realized you’re the mooooooon <33 #.ask #also i’m sorry i responded 10 years late #AKDHDKDJSKS

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sweet lin!!!!!! i miss you so bad i hope you’ve been sooooo well i love you!!!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🩷🩷🩷

- 🌙

hiiiiiiiii my moony!!!! i miss you so so bad too!!! hope you’ve been wonderful hehe i love youuuuuuu!! 💕💕💕🤭🤭🤭

#🌙 anon! #smooch! #mwah! #.ask

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

#mwah!

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derek x this suit 💙

#sooooooo handsome <3 #i wanna smooch him <3 #derek morgan

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Flirty (sweaty) Hotch <33

#looking So Hard #So Much #for So Long #i need him so bad #he’s so PRETTY!!!!!!!!! #<33 #aaron hotchner

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boyfriend hotch <33

#handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #oh to be the one he’s picking up for a date 😔😪 #aaron hotchner

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Hi Lin! I miss youuuuu. I hope you’re doing okay <33

hi bby!!!!! i miss you tooooooo 🥺 <333 how have you been??? i hope you’re well and having the best week Ever!!!!

#cat! #mwah! #ily!!!!!!!!! #💞 #and i love your very handsome pfp :’))))))))) #.ask

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hiiii sweet lin how are you??? 🤗🤗🩷🩷🩷 miss you so bad!!!!!!

- 🌙

hiiiiiiiii my sweet moony!!!! i’m good hehe 🤭 i miss you toooooooo!!!!! i hope things are well 🥰🥰🥰

#🌙 anon! #MWAH! #and happy friday!!!!!!! #.ask

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hiiii lin🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞 how are youuuu <33 hope you're doing well :3 really feeling the Yearing for agent hotchner tonight💞💞💞🤧🤧 i luv him sm :( wanna kiss his face soooo much😚😚😚

hims so cute💞💞💞💞💞 anyway andnsnfndnks i have a thought for you today🥰🥰🥰

brought on by the sight of him just generally being the sweetest dad to jackers but also seeing him be so gentle with willifer's little infant michael, you and aaron have been going at it like rabbits!!!! hehehehe aaron laughs anytime you perk up in bed after he comes back from saying goodnight to jack and then he prepares to be pulled to bed, hovering on top of you, determined to give you what you want (a little hotchner baby🥰) but between the job and having the cutest little jackers at home, you and aaron can only squeezeeeee in a few quickies~~~ so when jack says his friend is having a sleepover, you and aaron allow it to take so much advantage of the empty apartment andnsjjfjsjfjdj the friday before, you and jj are having lunch in penelope's office and they make plans to hang out tomorrow.... but you hesitate to accept the offer to go and pick you up and when they ask why you try to say "aaron and i just wanted a cozy saturday while jack's at his friend's😃👍" they Do Not like buy that excuse (penelope does give you a 🥺 look because she loves hearing about you and aaron being all cute and mushy💞) ajdnkajfjsjf so you dont really feel all that bad when they look at you like 😟😲 when you say ".....aaronandiare...tryingforababy.... so we really wanted the time alone🙊🙈........." akxbdjfjgnsk but once they get over the shock of being reminded that you're Having Sex With The Boss, penelope gets sooooo happy that she'll have another bau baby spoil soon :'))) that weekend home alone with aaron is so nice :( he's so sweet and such a generous lover, loving to please you the way you please him :') but alsoooooo naughty and dirtyyyyy as he dirty talks in your ear how good you'll look carrying his baby🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 and he's right!!!!!!!! he loves finding you months later admiring your bump under the shirt you stole from him once you two found out you were pergnant and you've declared that shirt your pregnancy shirt🤭🤭💞💞💞

hehehehe hiiiiiiiiii jess-jess 🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞 i’m good!!!!! how are youuuuuuu? 🤭🤭🤭 always yearning So Hard for agent hotchner 🥹🥹🥹🥹💞💞💞 he needs so many kisses on his handsome face <3333333 i love he <333

PLSSSSSS domestic life with aaron hotchner 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehehe when you and aaron jack go to visit willifer and the boys right after baby michael was born, jj kept teasing you that you and aaron were next (especially when you watched aaron like 🥹🥹💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰🥺 when he was holding baby michael sooooooooo carefully and sooooo gently) and as much as you were laughing it off and joking around with her about it, you just Couldn’t stop thinking about you and aaron having a tiny baby hotchner :( and jack being a big brother :( and when you mention it to aaron that night while you’re all snuggled up in bed together, he smiles because he was thinking about the same thing!!!!! 🤭 so you guys agree to start to Trying (and you Try for the first time that night 🥰👀🤭💞🥹💕💞) to make your family a teeny bit bigger 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 as much as you’re excited about a baby hotchner and big steps you’re taking, you’re also Very Much enjoying the baby making process 🤭 especially when you and aaron have the whole apartment to yourself for the night so you can spend the whole night just focused on each other making each other feel so good and being silly and sweet and sexy and dirtyyyyyyyyyy together all night long 👀💕🤭🥰💞🤭🥰💞🤭🥰💞🤭🥰💞🤭🥰💞💕💕 but when you do find out that you’re pregnant, the first people you tell (besides aaron and jack bug of courseeee 🤭💞) are of course penelope and jj hehehehe they get you again asking if you want to go get drinks with them and you’re like “……i can’t….” which of course makes them both go !!!!!!!!! because now that they know you and aaron are trying for a baby they’ve been looking for all the clues 🤭🤭🤭🤭 so instead of going out for drinks you guys get some (decaf) coffee and go to a store to look at cute baby clothes for baby michael and baby hotchner 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 aaron knows that he will never ever get that shirt back from you, but when he sees you giggling at your bump in through the shirt he can’t even think about anything but how much he loves you :’))) and how excited he is for you guys and your little family 🥹🥹🥹🥹💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕🤭💕🤭💕

#jess! #SOBBINGGGGGG #i love he :’))))) #seeing hold baby michael and seeing pictures of him holding baby jack like a grapefruit makes you Weep 💞💞💞💞 #because he’s so!!!!! gentle and careful and sweet!!!!! #and you just know he’ll be the same way with another tiny baby hotchner :’)))) #SOBS #.hotch #aaron.hotchner #cw pregnancy #lin.nsfw #hiiiii jess-jess 🤭 ily!!!

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hotch + trees

#biiiiiiiiiiiig nature guy <3 #.hotch #aaron.hotchner

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Aaron Hotchner, Season 8 Episode 1.

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hehehehe linnnnn i found this on pinterest and it's sooooo sillyyyy <3333

plssss thinking about aaron being suuuuch a dog dad🤭 after he retired, he was the one to adopt two (2!!!!!) dogs!!!! even though he said it was so your tiny little hotchner girl would have two buddies to run around with since jack is a teenager now and probably doesnt have the energy to chase around his little sister :')) (they still play together of course, he loves his lil sis and she loves him <333) but the dogs (as you told jack would happen) are his besties!!!!🤭🤭🤭🤭 whenever you're away on a case, you always get selfies of aaron and one or both the big doggy or the tiny doggy in the selfie with him and sometimes jack or your daughter would make an appearance <3 you looooove looking at your dog dad husband enjoying his post-bau life with his kiddos and his best dog friends :'))) you show the team the pictures and they always are sooo happy and proud of their former boss because they know it's what he deserves :')))))🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞

pleaseeeeeeeeee he’s so cute :((((( 🥹🥹🥹🥹��💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

it was absolutely the first case you were gone on without aaron after his retirement when you got a call from aaron asking “how mad would you be if you came home and we had a dog?” ALSHDKSJSKSKS 😭 but of course you have no problem with it!!!!! the kids have been begging for a dog for a while now (jack mostly, and his little sister just wants whatever her big brother wants 🤭) but!!!!!!! when you get home your hotchners, you find not one (1) dog but TWO (2!!!)!!!!!! one big sweet doggy and one little sweet doggy barking happily and jumping around your tiny girl while your teen boy uses treats to try and get them to sit but they are Much More interested in coming over to greet you 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 aaron gives you a sheepish grin when you kneel down to meet your new family members <3 and he tells you that when they went to the shelter to pet dogs they found this bonded pair of doggies :( who had been there for a while waiting for their forever family :( and as much as he’d like to say that the kids (and the dogs akshsjaj) turned their puppy dog eyes on him to bring the dogs home but honestly he was asking the shelter volunteers for their adoption papers before they could even tell you their names 🥺🥺🥺 and hearing that (both from your darling handsome aar-bear who you can’t wait to cover in the kisses, and from the kids) makes you fall in love with aaron all over again :’))))) knowing that he looked at these sweet doggies who needed a family to love them and Knew your family was theirs makes your heart squish HARD in your chest :’)))) he’s just so sweet :( and even in his retirement he can’t stop saving people 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

#jess! #SOBBING AND WEEEEEEEPING :’)))))) #you immediately snap pictures of your puppies and your babies and your hubby and send them to the team 🤭 #and of course they all tease aaron for his MASSIVE heart but they also see the easy wide grin on his face #and the love in his eyes surrounded by his little (now much bigger hehe) family and it makes them so happy :’)))))) #because they know how hard he fought to get that #and how deeply he deserves it <333333 #.hotch #aaron.hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader

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linnnn hellooooo <333 i got my septum pierced on saturday and its soooo cute but i cant smush my nose into my teddy bears like i usually do when i sleep😔😔😔 or do anything with my nose tbh :/ and it tickles A Lot

also cant help thinking about aaron being soooooo frowny when you get a septum piercing because he cant kiss you how he wants :( of course he can give you many careful kisses, being careful of squishing your healing nose but he's sooooo pained one tipsy evening </3 jack is at his aunt's and you and aaron decided to drink a bit and when you two get tipsy, you're sooooooo kissy and it's always messy and sloppy and your noses are always smushing against each other but when you lean up to give your aaron as sweet wine flavored kiss he holds your chin steady to give you a soft kiss :( you whine because you wanna make out with him!!!!!!!!!!! and he hums "lovey, your septum is still healing, we've gotta be careful" and you whine and settle for his sweet soft kisses because you love how much he cares for your nose and how it heals :')) <33 when it finallyyyy heals, he of course buys you some more cute jewelry and is sooooo happy he can bring back his other, less soft kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cries i luv he :')))

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jess-jess 🥰🥰🥰🥰 EEEEK!!!! i’m glad the piercing went well, WAHOOOOO!! 🥳🥳🥳 i bet it’s soooooo cute!! i hope the healing is going well and speeeeeeedy so your teddy bears can resume being Smushed 😌❤️

PLSSSSS 🤭🤭🤭🤭 aaron was soooooo sweet and supportive when you were getting the piercing done <333 letting you squish and squeeze his hand to your hearts content and murmuring how brave you are even when your eyes get a little teary 🥺🥺🥺 aaron is so sad that he can’t kiss you like he wants to :((( he would never ever want to hurt you so of course he’s going to be so careful with you but :( he loves kissing you :( it feels like it takes foreverrrrrr for your nose to heal :((( and there are so many times when you forget that your nose is sore and you Smush your face against aaron’s chest or into a smooch and ending up in a fair bit of pain or! sneezing a million times in a row because your piercing is ticking your nose 🤭🤭🤭🤭 but!!! as soon as you’re all through with your healing, you and aaron plan a little date night on a night when jack is going to willifer’s house where you guys are gonna get all cute n dressy and drink some yumyyyyyy wine before you make out foreverrrrrrrrrrr 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 and aaron keeps murmuring against your lips how much he missed you which of course makes you giggle like crazy because it’s not like you guys haven’t at all, you just haven’t been able to kiss like this!!!!! but you missed him too so its okay 😌😌😌🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

#jess! #he’s not sure what kind of jewelry to get you so he just buys everything he thinks you’ll like 😌😌😌😌😌 #and you giggle because he got you enough that you could basically change your jewelry every day AKDHSKSJSKAK #he’s so silly!!!!!! #i love he :((((( so bad :(((((( #.hotch #aaron.hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader

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Reader commenting on Spencer’s hands being cold, and he starts excitedly rambling about the best ways to heat them up, like putting them under armpits. Only to get completely thrown back when she stuffs his hands in her under boob to keep them nice and warm and strong :) <3

Your eyes are drawn to Spencer's hands when he starts curling them into fists, rapidly clenching and unclenching them in the chilly Chicago air. You're sitting cross-legged on the stoop of a witness's home, waiting for JJ to return from questioning her. She'd been uneasy with such a heavy government presence in her home, and you don't blame her for it, so you'd elected to stay outside with Reid.

"Cold, Spence?" You ask, and he nods sheepishly, his curls flying.

"I'm trying to get circulation back to my fingers," He explains, shaking his hands out for a brief second before curling them again, "Moving your fingers gets your blood flowing, but there's only so warm I can get in 30-degree weather."

You smile sympathetically at him, watching as his nails dig into his palms once more with a curl of his fingers, "Maybe we can bribe JJ to get us coffee on the way back to the precinct."

"They never give me the sugar I ask for," Spencer laments, shaking out his fingers once more, "I think they think I'm trying to steal their supply, but I really just like having eight packets in one cup."

The snort that you let out releases a puff of visible breath into the cold morning air. As it dissipates Spencer tries breathing into his hands, but his skin is still pale, nail beds dangerously close to turning purple, and you sigh resignedly.

"Come here, Spence," You hold your hands out, and he looks curiously up at you. His head tilts just barely to the side, and you're reminded of a confused puppy.

"Give me your hands," You urge, emphasizing the way that you're holding yours out. He does so without question, but you can tell that you've certainly improved circulation to his face, because his cheeks are blazing hot with a rosy blush when he obeys.

"Body heat really helps," You promise, unzipping the fabric of your FBI windbreaker. You hold both of Spencer's hands in your free hand now, but when your jacket is properly unzipped you lead his hands straight to your torso. They're posed on your ribcage, and Spencer stills, watching the way that they touch you with wide eyes.

"Under- there," You slip his hands up an inch, letting them slip into the space beneath your bra, your skin flushed with natural heat that soaks into Spencer's veins like sunlight to a wilting plant. Contrary to the body heat now flooding his limbs he's frozen, eyes wide and jaw slack as you stuff his hands beneath your chest.

"That better?" You ask, shimmying slightly in place and jostling his hands. Your bra slips further over the backs of his hands and only makes them warmer, enveloping him in even more of your body heat. He gulps, you actually see his throat bob, and nods silently, still leaned forwards to take in more of your warmth.

"Thanks," He breathes, trying very hard, and failing very miserably, to pretend like he's not about to combust.

You're almost certain that his hands are barely thawed at all when JJ steps abruptly out of the front doors of the building, and her boots skid to a stop in front of you and Spencer. You glance up at her with a warm smile, but Spencer yanks his hands away, wringing them out in his lap with wide eyes.

"Uh, she was- we were just... my hands-" Spencer babbles, and the more he struggles, the more her smirk grows over her face.

"His hands were cold," You explain, reaching out to grab them once more and squeezing the barely-tepid skin, "Let's hurry and get into the car, we can turn the heat on full blast."

You've seen Spencer exhibit a mild jog while chasing unsubs, his gun held at his side like it's a bag of bricks, but he skitters to the SUV faster than you've ever seen him move, leaving you and JJ behind on the steps of the apartment building.

"So, did he put his hands there, or did you?" JJ asks, and you don't need to see her face; you know from the mirth in her voice that she's still smirking as you stand up.

"I did," You grunt, trying very hard, and failing very miserably, to pretend like you're not about to combust, "He was shivering, JJ. What was I supposed to do, let him freeze to death?"

"No, no," She raises her hands in a gesture of surrender but her voice still contains that sadistic amusement, "You're right. A word of advice, though: next time, stick his hands between your thighs. It's a lot warmer down there."

#THIS IS SO ALSHSKSJSKAKAK #i love it so much 🤭🤭🤭🤭 #mei! #spencer.reid

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“ugh, your mind” - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable