whale evolution is body horror to me
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highly likely
i found a dirt-filled cassette tape today on a trail. almost certain that i have been marked by the buried.
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there are almost certainly ghosts in my blood when it’s over 76 or so
i swear something else takes over my brain when it’s hot out i think the four humors theory was right
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my sickeningly american trait is being a fan of air conditioning
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i need your advice. what is the weirdest object to carve “this machine kills fascists” into
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upon @officialfroggie’s request:
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you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke
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I love subjects and topics
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only not following cuz i dont follow minors but stumbled on ur blog and wanted to say hi because i am also INTP 5WP have blinkies on my pinned post and have a pdf library. just thought that was cool
nice. there are at least two of us …
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"how strange it is to be anything at all" doesn't come from a random youtube comment it's words from the 1998 song in a airplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel. you people need to listen to more music
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me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
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i hate being a sickly victorian child because you can track where i am at any point based on where the violent coughing is coming from. i want to be as distant as the past and as unknowable as the future
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The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942
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*person who just spent way too much time reading about the lincoln assassination voice* yeah so i was heading to the exit where my coat was hanged - i mean, hung, and i saw a celebrity was coming in, i think he was an actor in secession - secesc - succession
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they call me encyclopedia boy. legitimately. this isn’t the setup to a joke, i have just been called encyclopedia boy
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do you guys like my immortal jellyfish poem
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