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Very short story. Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other.

Woman yells out window, PIG!

Man yells out window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of road and dies.

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Very short story. Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other.

Woman yells out window, PIG!

Man rounds next curve.

Man, understanding the woman's warning, anticipates the HUGE PIG in the middle of road and takes evasive maneuvers.

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Thought For the Day: it is better to interpret people correctly than incorrectly.

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I’m once again asking why chappell roan liked this video of men smashing suitcases

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You've heard of system agnostic modules (you can run them in any system!) now get ready for system atheist modules (you can't run them in any system!)

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Oh yeah that’s Elijah. Yeah he’s a ghost. Don’t worry about him he won’t cause any trouble. Yeah we invite him every year.

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#sebastian from heidi tbh

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Tumblr user John Rawls famously suggested the following thought experiment:

Suppose you were hit by a bus one day and got isekaied into the body of a random society member. How screwed would you be?

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A ver los de atrás de la clase, no coman nada

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I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

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You know, you didn't have to start, like, a whole fight club just to date me.

Bottoms (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

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#horses #saved for later

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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Wish i could put away migraines with all the rest of the chametz.

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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

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#lol #i combine with sour cream and milk and salt in a cup first usually #and i have a silicone whisk anyway bc it makes less noise