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Stefán Karl Stefánsson is one of the most advanced actors of our time. Yes he is from a children’s show but he has also been in theatre and film. When this man acts he is like a real life cartoon character he can make his own sound effects and when he moves his whole body moves, his face can move so fast that you would have to slow every 10 seconds of whatever your watching right down  just to catch everything he is doing with his face and body. He inspires me. And now it has been comfirmed that since having cancer once before he has gotten it again this time the cancer is terminal.

My heart is shattered but Stefán continues to smile in the face of cancer. He would want us to celebrate his life now and not dwell on what might come in the future. 

His career was formed on making children laugh and I know that this is something he is very proud of.  He would want us all to continue smile and laugh with him even now. I know it’s hard but if he can still smile at a time like this then we must continue to make sure that wonderful smile remains and be brave for him.

His time may be limited but he will live on in our hearts!

We love you,  Stefán Karl Stefánsson!

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❝ Every cake is a good cake! 

Unless it has that sporta-yucky-candy glued to it! ❞

For a matter of fact ; Robbie would eat just about any cake. Even if it had fruit on it. Raisins and sultanas? Those can be picked out! As for sand? He would still devour that cake! There was only one exception to this and that was any cake baked by that awful, overly-concieted love-interest of the town Mayor’s. Bessie Busybody. She always managed to bake the worst cakes! Even Robbie could bake a cake! It was hardly a tedious task.

❝ I could eat cake all day! For breakfast, for bunch and for lunch, dinner and dessert! I love cake! ❞

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“Boughten cake is disgusting unless it comes from a very good bakery.”

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #putastakeinit

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🎂 | @thickcrskiin​ | Liked for a Starter!

❝ You can’t help me! This problem is unsolvable! ❞  

With the stress of his current dilemma Robbie’s facial features began to twitch and his grey-green hues fixated to the floor.   ❝ Just go away and leave me alone! ❞

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #starter #( thank you for liking the post! Here you go! ) #thickcrskiin

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a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,

#🎂 The Master of Disguise! ( musings )

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❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜

🎂 | various starters ( meme )

❝ Really?! Doesn’t being the size of a grape deter you? ❞ 

#🎂 no one suspects the mailbox! ( inbox meme ) : answered #microscopiic-abomination

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🎂 | ( open ) starter

❝ The only good thing about this much sun ; the hot weather makes people lazy! 

Sunbathing is my favorite way to be lazy during a heatwave! ❞

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #: open starter #( who is she?! ) #( It's super hot in England this week! )

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🎂 | Like this post for this soft boy in your inbox.

#🎂 Robbie Rotten! Oh that guy! ( Out of Disguise) ; oc : #inbox call

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❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜

🎂 | various starters ( meme )

❝ So…what you’re saying is that vengeance isn’t pretty?

Or is it more shabby chic? Because out of the two I prefer vengeance?❞

Did that make him tacky?! Oh no! But only heros use that awful term ‘justice’. 

❝ The difference is…, well  I think, that…well justice usually ends up hurting me and vengeance hurts somebody else. Out of the two I quite like vengeance! 

It’s smooth and sweet like buttercream! ❞

#🎂 No one suspects the mailbox! ( inbox meme ) : answered #bopnty

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❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜

🎂 | various starters ( meme )

Flirting?! Was that really how she interpreted the lofty man’s attempts of tormenting her? Flirting? With a woman? Why were women so weird and complicated?  

❝Well I wasn’t flirt-why-why would I-?-What?!❞

Wherever she got the assumption that he had been flirting with her? It was just so bewildering to him that he had completely lost track of what he was even ‘threatening’ in the first place!

❝ Oh!

Now I’ve forgotten what I was going to say! ❞

So much for that undefeatable exterior he tried to create for himself.

#🎂 No one suspects the mailbox! ( inbox meme ) : answered #insurpasse #(he gay gay gay)

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various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

��  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

#🎂 Robbie Rotten! Oh that guy! ( Out of Disguise) ; oc : #sentence starters #🎂No one suspect the mailbox! ( inbox meme )

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🎂 | @rubiedvillain​ | Liked for a Starter!

❝ I’ve never worked with a woman-villain before- ❞

Technically speaking; there was no real difference between a male or female villain but Robbie was not one to stereotype here he was just merely surprised to have come across another troublesome member of the female agenda.-The first, of course, having been Robbie’s own mother (whom of which was a gambler among all things and completely obsessed riches).-No, no the man with the elongated chin was merely infatuated and found it a bit arkward even that this woman should not have but undeniably has reminded him somewhat of his mother. How embarassing?! And this whole exchange was doomed to become evermore so as this woman appeared to be around Robbie’s age. He decided, however, to stray away from the topic of his parents and resume his former point. 

❝ Maybe you could help me exterminate a little pest of mine? ❞

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #: roleplay : (starter) #( so sorry for suffocating you with a headcannon about Robbie's mother! I hope this is good enough! It's an absolute honour to have #you followed to me! Thank you!) #rubiedvillain

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🎂 | @superhealthelf

❝ Stupid, sexy Sportaflop! ❞

#🎂 Spying on the town ( Dash Commentary ) #( this was supposed to be a joke. Like that Simpsons meme Stupid Sexy Flanders) #(it was funnier in my head) #superhealthelf

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🎂 | @cheersensed​ | Liked for a Starter!

Why had the villain, garmented in a purple and maroon pinstripe, come to New York City? Oh, right...because of the cake. After all New York-style cheesecake is one of Robbie’s most preferred cheesecakes. Not to mention the vast majority of bakeries selling all sorts of cakes with varieties of layers, he may even be able to purchase a ten layered cake?! Ooooh this was so exciting. There was, however, a slight problem. Just a slither of a problem really...

Robbie was clueless as to where he was or on how to get around New York. And with the lack of knowledge of where he actually wanted to go, he had stated to the other Lazy Towner’s back at home many a time that he intended to ‘go to the place where they sold the cheesecake’. As could be expected among the residents and torrists of New York this was a very vague and imprecise description.

During this plight he attempts to stop a woman, a brunette at that, by this time he was really exhausted and began to question why he had even came here in the first place? For cake? Had that even been worth all this stress?!

He made a mental note on the fact that the latter was not much shorter than himself. That was promising as if he lost her in one of the crowds they would be more liable to find each other.

❝ Excuse me! Do you know how to get to the place where they make the cheesecake? ❞ Suddenly his face lit up with triumph as he finally recalled that he had ripped a piece off of the packaging of a cheesecake box that he had purchased last week and had kept it....in his pocket. Really? It had been in his pocket this whole time? Ugh. Why did he always forget these things when he so desperately needed them? It would have made asking directions prior to this attempt far more easier.

Robbie fumbled around his upper pocket until he found it! 

❝ Ahah!

 The name of the establishment is on this bit of cardboard! ❞ He gestured to the piece in his hand. It read ‘Mrs. Bakewell’s Sticky Puddings’. 

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #: starter : unknown interaction #cheersensed #( I am so sorry! I literally didn't mean to write this freaking much about cheesecake! )

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I am back with teachers!au

[this is so good omg perfect au!outfits]

#🎂 Robbie Rotten! Oh that guy! ( Out of Disguise) ; oc : #🎂 The Master of Disguise! ( musings ) #Sportaflop ( Sportacus )

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🎂 | Like this post for this soft boy in your inbox.

#🎂 robbie rotten! oh that guy! ( out of disguise ) : ( oc ) #( still got two starters to finish drafting so i decided this would be an easier alternative for those who want to interact with me rn)

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🎂 | @whimsydriven​ | Continued!

Robbie was half-expecting the pink-clad boy to refuse but since he insisted that Robbie could take a slice or two the villain did exactly that. He snatched up two pieces, inspecting the contents of the food. 

❝ Wow! Icecream pizza! ❞

 It had been quite a while since he had stumbled across one of these. It was evermore impressive that he had retrieved this from a child. Lazy Town’s children had adopted a more healthier lifestyle and rarely if at all resorted to eating something so gloriously unhealthy.

❝ Where I come from kid’s are much different. ❞ Or so he inferred from the young male’s current food choice.❞ 

❝ All they want to do is excersize and eat healthy! I’d rather eat suff like this! ❞ He gestured to the drooping slice in his grasp. 

❝ It’s much better than that yucky sportscandy those kids try and preach all the time... ❞

A sigh passes his lips before he takes a chunk out of the pizza. ❝ No one ever listens to me. I tell them to eat cake, they want to eat apples! I say no sports and they play football! If those brats from Lazy Town ate more of this stuff they wouldn’t have the energy to move at all and I would finally have peace and quiet! ❞ 

No, the older, slender man was not aware that he had began to ramble. He was quite expressive.  Being accustom to the exposure of lonliness throughout many of his days he often spoke aloud to himself and one could suppose that really right now, if the latter was really still listening, that he was doing just that. Talking to himself..

#🎂 In Disguise ( ic ) ; roleplay : continuation #(geez Robbie you're coming across so weird ) #(he's just so impressed by this smol pink boy and his icecream pizza) #(I'm so sorry!)

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superhealthelf

-Sportacus was in his airship playing tennis by himself. It may have sounded like a lonely thing to do for someone else, yet for the blue clad man it was great fun. The over forty year old adolescent could have fun with no equipment or others at all. He was more than content with playing by himself.

Despite this, the athletic elf also adored playing with his friends. Luckily in Lazy Town  Sportacus knew lots of friends he could  play with.

Suddenly, his crystal went off, causing him to drop his racket like it was hot ash.-“Someone’s in trouble. ”-He told himself, having forgotten that he had just hit a tennis ball against the wall. The small, round, green object came hurling back towards him, causing him to react lightning fast to catch it.

Caught.

Just in time.

Now racket and ball were safely discarded, it didn’t take long for the blue cheetah to find out where the person needing help was. In fact he had come slidding down the ladder meer minutes after he was informed of the problem.

Now where was Robbie?- “Robbie?!”-He called, a concerned tone interfering with his Icelandic accent.

He tried again, this time maneuvering away from the ladder and searching the lair.-“Robb-”

-The image of the stripped man’s backside just hanging there had admittedly took him back. His light blue hues widened at the sight. A few seconds went by before his brain could really process that what he was seeing was real.

However, he composed himself.-“Oh there you are.”-Sportacus finally chocked out, a blush forming on his face. Though it was quickly replaced with an amused smile.

He finally shuck his head with glee.-“Do you need some help, Robbie?”

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🎂 | Sportaflop!

There it was! That all too familiar voice, heavily embroidered with an Icelandic accent ( Robbie had one too just not as prominent as Sportacus’s ). Hearing the voice, even from afar, was enough for Robbie to change his mind on being saved. 

  ❝ No! Go away!  ❞

 Could he really allow Sportadork to see him this way? What if Sportacus saw him like this? Became bare witness to Robbie’s little yet overwhelmingly embarrassing weight gain? What if Sportacus found him appalling and refused to help since Robbie got himself into this mess with his poor eating habits and lack of exercize?! The hero was built like a Greek God and Robbie… well Robbie was more like a gremlin in comparison to such a toned, robust body like Sportacus’s.

The blue-clad hero’s voice sounded again and with the reverberation that echoed through the lair it was evident that Sportarescue was close by. Oh, there you are. That sent a shiver down the villain’s spine and the small pause that followed seemed to last forever. Just why had Sportacus stopped? Was he staring at him? Judging him! Robbie’s face- not that Sportacus could see it- was a deep red. He was so ashamed that he thought he would cry. Thankfully no such thing had occurred otherwise Robbie would be twice as embarrassed. 

❝ Stop staring at me! ❞ He finally hissed through the silence. 

❝ Don't you know that it's rude to stare? ❞

 When the latter male asked if he needed some help Robbie sighed in defeat and finally compiled to admitting his situation not only to himself but to Sportacus. 

  ❝ Yes help me! I-I'm stuck! ❞

 A pause as Robbie took a stuttered breath. 

❝ ...It's my...my waist...it's lodged between the pipes and I can't get back out! ❞ He listened out, half-expecting to hear hysterical laughter erupt from the sports elf.

#🎂 It's Disguise Time! ( In Disguise; ic) ; The Master of Diguise ( muse ) #Sportaflop ( Sportacus ) #body concious #( poor Robbie doesn't realise that his body is beautiful no matter what shape of size ) #(I'm so sorry this is so damn cute)