“His favorite place is his bed.”
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~ Commissions are OPEN! ~
Email me at
[email protected] or DM me on here or twitter if you’re interested and if I accept I’ll send you a link to a form to fill out
Detailed Info Here: https://niansue.carrd.co/
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a cute art trade for @lazydidaartblog with their OC Akua. the theme we picked for the trade was “cat” :3c
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Dr. Mario: Here's your x-ray.
Joker: Ew, I look ugly in this one. Delete it, take another.
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Daisy: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.
Marth: Do you even know what you’re saying half the time?
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Daisy: Wouldn’t it be cool if French people were real and not just part of the fictional Ratatouille cinematic universe?
Palutena: About that…
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Samus: Wait, you'd take a bullet for me?
Bayonetta: I'd do anything for you, Sammy.
Bayonetta: Except eat a cucumber. Those things are fucking nasty.
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Diddy Kong: Butter is just food lotion.
Bowser Jr: There’s something wrong with you.
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Palutena: I either need a coffee or a kick to the face.
Bayonetta: I can help.
Palutena: ...I don't see coffee in your hand.
Bayonetta: :)
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Bayonetta: Check out the woman at your twelve o'clock.
Peach: Really? Okay. Alright, I'll be sly.
Peach: *turns around*
Bayonetta: That is your six.
Peach: I don't know clocks, okay? Everything's digital.
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Lucas: I feel sad.
Villager: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you! Just attach like so...
Lucas:
Lucas: Vill, this is just a hug.
Villager: Is it working?
Lucas: Yeah.
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Samus: You're so embarrassing...
Bayonetta: Let go of my hand then.
Samus: No.
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Dark Pit: Your existence is confusing.
Pit: How so?
Dark Pit: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Samus: I want you to look me straight in the eyes—
Bayonetta: You can’t have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight.
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Daisy: Man, if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit.
Roy: I have some good news for you.
Daisy: What is it?
Roy: A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain.
Daisy: Awesome, I don’t like horses. I am terrified.
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Mario: So, how’s life?
Cloud: Meaningless.
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