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Hot take: Jesus was a trans-masc person, and the apostle John transitioned and named themselves Mary Magdalene

#why yes i am committing heresy

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What if the Bible was just somebody's cringe fanfiction journal, and now embarrassingly it's on display for the entire world to see?

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Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace

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Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace

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Lilac coral fungus but make it a magical girl. For day 2 of Funguary!

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I've got a book report on humanity and planet Earth due in 50 years and I literally waited until my last incarnation to start studying!

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Note to self: detail the run-by blessing and The accidental summoning of dark forces

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Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace

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I'm like a walking tutorial, only a lot of the pages are missing or ripped or smudged or otherwise illegible

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After John the Baptist was killed, he was reincarnated as John the Apostle

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I don't speak Hindi, but I heard a random word in my head just now

Patapanipushta

पटपानीपुश्त

Does that mean anything to anybody? Or is my brain spouting off gibberish?

#hindi #india #sanskrit #hindi language #indian languages

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#about me

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One of these days, Imma pull a Pied Piper and take all the animals and children away with me to Faeireland where we'll all be happy, and all the pirates can stay behind and be miserable

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Light, Paint, and Ink

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Human are animals. We were never meant to live as the gods live. Agricultural society is a curse. Yes - most humans will die under hunter-gatherer culture, but it's as it should be

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Hydrogen is element number 1, xenon is element number 54. Xenon is the highest noble gas, incredibly stable, and incredibly long lived, basically almost eternal. If you were to speedrun reincarnation, at minimum you would have 54 lives. This is not including regressing to lower forms or that is to say nuclear decay, but instead increasing in density in the nucleus (or the "core"/"cœur" or the "heart"). And to make a "kingdom of hearts," you need 54 protons and 54 neutrons and 54 electrons divided into five different shells (2, 8, 18, 18, 8). In total, 54x3 particles, or 164 particles

Although, you'd think Barium (56) would be more perfect? 56x3, with the electron shells finishing out (2, 8, 18, 18, 8, 2), a total of six layers (perfection). Total of 168 particles. And its crystal structure is body-centric cubic, focused inwardly, with eight projections from its core to its points. Yeah. I like Barium