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Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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local Enlightened Centrist equates fascists to bog-standard do-nothing liberals, more at 11

#196

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white gilgamesh it’s a disaster

since beer + milk will make milk faster

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

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WOAHG NO WAY ! 👇

#WOAG

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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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oh hell no i ain't reading all that, here's the abridged version

Is this a threat?