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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

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happy nick valentines day! time to think about him!

#nick valentine #i love him so much #go grandpa go!

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victor frankenstein had post partum depression

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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If it hasn't been done already, could someone with the technical knowledge please make an edit of AM's hate pillar with that "my three weed smoking girlfriends" post? I can see it so clearly...

#ron talks #ihnmaims #i think it would be funny

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AM desrves to be a little uncanny. As a treat.

I'm not fixated, not at all.

#rons art #ive always pictured AM as weirdly fleshy tbh #idk why- hes just giving ~flesh~ #ron reads ihnmaims #keep kissing his flat face!!!!

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Started playing a little bit of the IHNMAIMS game today and? Honestly? Past a certain point I think I'd just start throwing rocks at that stupid fucking Hate pillar.

Like, what're you gonna do AM? Send me to a hell of my own making? Turn me into a blob? Kill me? I don't care! Get bonked, idiot.

#ron talks #genuinely get absolutely wrecked AM #rip to the others but im different #(i am not) #also kind of hate the game #its fine- its real interesting #but WOW does it just not work sometimes #fucked up Nimdock's section cause i cojlsnt figure out how to wake up the fuckinf golem #thats okay though- hate that guy #ron reads ihnmaims

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"I gave in easily. What the hell. Mattered not at all. Ellen was grateful, though. She took me twice out of turn. Even that had ceased to matter."

#i... huh? #has not left my brain- that would NOT be my first thought to thank my buddy in the pits of an evil puter #maybe im just thick- im sure there was a thematic reason #i just... didn't like it tbh #please let the other versions actually fleah Ellen out beyond 'sex' and 'woman' #ron reads ihnmaims #ron talks

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Finished, not sure if I really liked it- however me and my partner have started referring to "the wind tunnel" so... Thanks for that Harlan Ellison.

I started reading I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream this morning, and the description of AM "giggling" whenever Ted and Ellen do the deed is really goofy to me.

Like, my guy really does just go "tee hee :)". What's next, AM? Gonna start blowing raspberries? Gonna experiment with schoolyard taunts? Dork.

#ihnmaims #referring to that one part where AM conjures some kind of evil bird and like #blows the gang down a tunnel #when describing the scene to my partner he went #“fuck it- get wind tunneled idiot” #ans we havent been the same sense #AM is a sadistic freak and I know that theres a good reason why and why hes so insistent in torturing the five humans but like #my bf had a really good point when he said “you know if our bugs started comittig war crimes id probably put them in a wind tunnel too.” #which- fair. i think #anyway ill probably play the game when i have the time #hopefully i like it a lil better than the story

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I started reading I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream this morning, and the description of AM "giggling" whenever Ted and Ellen do the deed is really goofy to me.

Like, my guy really does just go "tee hee :)". What's next, AM? Gonna start blowing raspberries? Gonna experiment with schoolyard taunts? Dork.

#ihnmaims #i think hes probably just jealous tbh #my brother in christ wishes he had a penis #AM is not beating the dickless accusations #anyway i feel like ihnmaims is a story about manmade horrors beyond comprehension and penises. #STOP TALKING ABOUT BENNY'S PENIS TED!!!

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This is a bug account now

#isopods #i am now the proud parents of like #at least 26 individual isopods #we have dairy cows and zebras and oranfe creams #one day i shall convince my partner to let us get hissing isopods as well #but yeah the zebras are fucking OBSESSED with this hunk of opalite #i dont know why

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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?