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#me

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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yellow silk evening dress with oak leaf design

c.1902

House of Worth

Fashion Museum of Bath

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#wiping down the counter/sinks/etc

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You have to follow a couple cringies to #keepitreal. Dont unfollow me.

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When someone does something and is waiting for your reaction, but you're autistic and your face doesn't convey emotions very well :

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

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when your ex boyfriend won't stop talking shit at the company softball game but you kinda like it

#Scheduled reblog #fhr

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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due to the thesis inherent in seinfeld's writing the principal cast of the sitcom would likely not survive a visit to silent hill as they would be unable to achieve the personal growth necessary to overcome the monsters facing them

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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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proof of life chen drawing

#I’m sorry I snorted #fhr #Chen’s face just like ‘I guess this is gonna my whole afternoon huh?’

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