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This > Frozen

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-wears a dress- someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)) me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am

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Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!

Little boy: The pterodactyl song!

Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?

Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)

Me: Fair enough.

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In this glorious day celebrating the independence of this wonderful nation, may we please take a moment to honor this country’s National Anthem

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too right

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Special design to hold a sanitary napkin in place. Therefore, no need to worry about it slipping out of place during menstruation. Has a swelling in the crotch as a fake male genitalia. Feel more comfortable in a gym or when you receive a massage.Here comes new underwear finally designed for FtM.

※ an artificial genital (included)

1.Pocket in the middle to insert artificial genital.

2.Elastic strap to hold sanitary napkin.

3.Sanitary can be firmly held. No slipping out.

http://www.ajointth.com/shopping.html

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my friend sean & i are doing this project called “winter sisters.” they play all the instruments on this recording and i sing. the song is by pj harvey from her album, “rid of me.”

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I figured I'd put up a list of all the weird crap I've found around home as a kid

1. When I was six, a mummified hairless cat just sort of appeared by the house. I had to jump over it whenever I went anywhere. Nobody moved it, it was just there for a few months and then it disappeared.

2. There was a cow head just laying out back for a while. I think my gramma was feeding it to the chickens. I fucking hate the chickens.

3. Every Halloween, my mom would send me to the dead pile to get bones to scatter around the yard for decorations. I never really realized it was weird that we had things called ‘dead piles’, but there you go

4. My brain went fuzzy during a family barbecue and I don’t know what to tell you but I left for twenty minutes and came back with four other girls wearing cow pelvises and tubing as armour and claiming myself to be the ‘mighty lord magnet-tron’.

5. I found a kayak in the forest once. I brought it home, but my gramma stole it.

6. Found a cracked fish tank buried under a tree once. I took it home, but my gramma stole it.

7. There’s a lot of bathtubs in the forest and I don’t know why

8. Someone left a deer head on the porch once. Not sure why. Just the whole head, cut off at the neck. That was odd.

9. There’s just these… Weird, powdery chunks of.. I dunno, something. Just buried all over. I don’t know if they’re soft rocks or what

10. Some friends and I found something big and dead inside a garbage bag under a log, once. We told an adult but they said not to worry about it so we sort of let it go. It’s been nine years and nobody’s questioned it

11. Our rooster killed itself. Not sure how, but it did.

12. A bird carried my cat away when I was 7 and nobody told me so I spent 6 weeks looking for it. I only found half.

13. There’s a lot of skulls

14. There’s a spot out back where kitchen appliances just show up. I found a wok, a toaster, a toaster oven, and two sinks so far.

15. A bunch of porn was just… In the woods. DVDs. And a couple bible-on-casette albums. 3 pairs of prescription glasses. Someone was into some weird shit, I guess.

16. Sometimes the air smells like death and my mom just goes, ‘think it was something big?’ And I have to go find it

17. My gramma keeps collecting toilets and 4 foot tall solid wooden lawn gnomes and decorating the driveway with them

18. Every once and a while the sky just doesn’t go all the way dark at night and I’ve stopped questioning it

#nightvale #sheepdontbite #weird

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i have been doing a lot of video game music the past few months

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Avatar State Themes mixed together. Rights to youtube user avitron142 (for mixing music) and Nickelodeon.

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this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

#music

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What are some of the albums you've been listening to the most this year?

molly drake’s self-titled and car seat headrest’s twin fantasy, neither of which came out this year but are new for me

the new bjork and lower dens are also getting lots of spins

also celer’s discography

#music

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do you know any good queer romance movies?

hmm i am not sure what yr taste in movies is like, but here are a few that come to mind:

the living end, tropical malady, the watermelon woman, fucking amal, odete (two drifters), the place between our bodies, my beautiful laundrette, lilies, je tu il elle, glue, my winter journey, 20 centimeters, gerontophilia

#movies

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Do you have any advice for expanding one's vocal range and improving upon notes that one may not be as confident with?

warm up by humming. find a song that you like a lot that maybe is a little out of your current range but that’s more in the range you’d like to be in and hum it. it doesn’t strain your voice as much as actually singing and in fact loosens your throat, making it possible to then attempt to actually sing those notes.

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Who would be your top five singers/vocalists in all music?

nina simone, bjork, elisabeth fraser, thom yorke, antony hegarty

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