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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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my piece for @souleaterfashionzine ! 🔥⛓⚡

super great experience for my first zine, big thanks to everyone involved :)

#THIS WAS 2021 AND I NEVER SAW IT?! #OH MY GOD H I M #kilik rung #soul eater

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missed their birthdays but drew a comic for it anyways :’) Happy birthday my sweet dudes! (3/03 and 3/21) 

#comic #skaroy #daregare #garrett #darren #garedare #original #ANOTHER 3/3 BOYO?! IMMA CRY I LOVE THIS #I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH ONE OF THE BOYOS— A H—

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I'd like to request a scenario,

My idea is of Liz with a nice male wizard S/O.

I just thought it would be cute~ thank you!

Hecks yea fam! I loved this idea when you told me about it!

Liz x Wizard S/O (Male presenting)(Post Manga I believe)

Emil is his name (Death I love that you named him Emil. It’s verr cool)

As you said, “they met in a haunted house. Emil saw Liz crying on the ground shaking like a leaf and offered to help her out, she latched onto him like a lost little girl the whole time.”

Liz is absolutely embarrassed afterwards but thanks him. He sees the pink on her cheeks and his ears do not register her anymore. Her words are absolutely drowned out and he is staring at her like she lit up the sky.

When he goes to the DWMA he’s immediately invested in Liz. He’s enamored. This is the girl he met in the haunted house and she was really damn cute.

He also has an affinity for red? He wears it a lot.

I feel as though he’d be a bit dumb with his wording though. He tries to say such cute and sweet things and it comes out h o r r i b l y.

Like, he’d say “My favorite color’s red y’know” and he’d be referencing how he enjoys her shirt but she immediately takes it as “He’s staring at my goddamn tits”. He gets punched halfway across the damn school and he to this day doesn’t understand why.

But he is super sweet. He’s adorable in the way that he flirts. He only flirts with her, which she didn’t believe, and he always makes dumb cheesy flirts that have absolutely nothing to do with her appearance or body. He’ll say stuff like, “The sun’s smile is said to be absolutely blinding but now that I know you I can’t tell the difference.” Liz is confused and flabbergasted.

Emil is also feels like a transmogrification wizard. He’d change Liz into animals and she’s 🤏 close to murder but he finds it adorable. Seeing Liz as a tiny blonde Pomeranian is the highlight of his Tuesday afternoon.

His favorite animals to turn her into are dogs, cats, rabbits, and baby cows. He thinks she looks adorable as all of them. Liz is tired of his shit but at some point she has no care and enjoys how cute he seems to find her.

Also, he’s really really really good at catching tiny signs. Like, whenever Liz is getting scared, her pointer finger twitches. He’ll immediately grab her hand and rub the back with his thumb. He then insists they’ll do something else so she won’t get scared.

I randomly thought of this but I definitely feel as though hangouts would turn into them cuddling while she rants about how chaotic her day was. Like, Kid getting on her nerves but her also feeling bad because she knows he can’t control how he reacts most of the time, a teacher surprising her with a test and she doesn’t get a warning or time to study because of her being partnered with the busy Death the Kid, or even BlackStar and Soul joking around and getting on her last available nerve. She simply lays with him and rants and he’ll listen and respond once every so often.

For example, “Can you believe that?! And no extension or make-up either! Just because ‘everyone else had time and I should have too’?! I was busy being a god damned g*n!” And he responds quietly with a nod, hum of acknowledgment, and “He doesn’t understand how important you are.” And Liz just yells “YEA!”

That’s definitely all I can think of for now— It took me,, so long to get this one out but I h a v e! Thank you @chanceoutof20 for asking for this and bearing with my chaotic self.

I love this boyo you’ve created! Please make more of him! He’s amazing! And they both deserve the whole world!

#soul eater #soul eater headcanon #liz thompson #soul eater oc #kue’s headcanons #thank you for bearing with me #on death i’m gonna lose my damn m i n d—

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It’s a MAR10

Art by Andy Helms

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Well twosday was fun. See y’all in eleven years for thirds day

#AHAHAHAHAHAHA #MY BIRTHDAY IS THIRDS DAY #I TAKE THAT BLISS TO MY GRAVE

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Can you imagine his parents being as dramatic as Tia Pepa and Tio Félix? Just— *chefs kiss*

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” but it’s the Evans singing about Soul

#this is big brain moves #even giant brain moves if you will #his family is far too musically talented to not do this exact thing

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(at Soul’s/Maka’s wedding)

Spirit(drunk): Son?

Soul(drunk): D-dad?

Spirit(arms outstretched): C’mere sport

(start crying in each other’s arms)

Maka(to the wedding photographer): you getting all this?

#this is simply a fact #canon chaos right here #soul eater fandom come get your food #this that good shit #this also that good soup

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Can’t stop thinking about how Soul would literally be the complete opposite of the “what pussy size do your wear” meme since he’d probably be like “ik how heavy it gets for you the first few days Maka, so I ran to Walmart and got you some Advil and Maxi pads 🥺”

#you’re right and you should say it #YOU ARE SO RIGHT #PLUS THESE TAGS?!?! #*chefs kiss*

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Witch Maka because why not

#no cause when I tell you witch maka aus live rent free in my mind #this art is stunning #this art is so good #on death i’m gonna lose my damn m i n d—

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berdly has been found dead in hometown

#AHAHAHAHA #ALSO AMAZING BUT IN DELTARUNE FONT #I LOVE THIS

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#AHAHAHAHA #THIS SHIT IS AMAZING

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i drew maka because i felt like it while listening to icp

#if marrying art was a thing i’d be p r o p o s i n g #on death i’m gonna lose my damn m i n d— #this is so fucking pretty #maka albarn #soul eater

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I decided to randomly scroll through your blog and saw the au post again the reincarnation au seems really interesting! I would love to hear more!

FINALLY I GOT AROUND TO DOING THIS! YEAAAAAA!

With all due respect, I don’t have much for this au. But it is pretty cute(I swear it’s cute when it isn’t the plot points)! It’s mostly story based with no real thought yet. (I’m gonna write so much pain when I get around to it.)

(I wrote an hour(with procrastination) worth of stuff. And it was deleted. Yo. Tumblr. F*ck you.)

Let’s restart shall we?

Reincarnated au! (How many times have you heard this huh?)

This contains major spoilers to the Soul Eater Manga

I’m not gonna go into as much detail as I did the first time cause I’m genuinely really frustrated by that happening.

After Maka and Soul enter the Kishin and talk to Crona, they end up not being able to escape. The madness overtakes them before they can reach the last note.

Soul succumbs first due to the madness already ebbed in his Soul.

Maka follows right after.

They never finished their song.

Upon realizing they aren’t coming back, Kid feels his heart drop. He freezes and he’s knocked down. BlackStar attacks Asura right afterwards in rage and is knocked down as well.

Both are being encouraged by their partners but it’s not much use.

Before they can get back, Crona attempts using Brew but it backfires. Instead of encasing the Kishin, it spreads to Earth as well, successfully spreading the madness.

The second this happens, Kid and Star are killed, being right at the epicenter of the spread. The brunt of madness snuffed them out. Lost was the new order and the star. Along with their partners.

The witches still saved Spirit and them since they were in reach for saving.

After a few years of the madness settling in, the moon’s initial danger factor has decreased and an expedition is sent to see what remnants from “Last Hope’s Battle” can be found.

Somehow, someway, with more and more of the madness subsided, remnants are found. The witches are able to pick up on last remnants of Tsubaki, BlackStar, Liz, Patty, & Kid.

Stein tears up. But he doesn’t believe in miracles. He’s a man of science.

But he does believe in those batshit crazy-stubborn kids.

After another while of searching, they can’t find Maka or Soul. Stein concludes that it’s because they were directly involved with the influx of madness.

They come back and the witches helping him with his soul study start writing a spell to make use of the remnants.

Eventually Stein stressed and tired beyond belief, goes out for a walk with Marie. On the walk they find Spirit zoning out in front Maka & Soul’s apartment but before they can try to comfort the man he goes inside and Stein follows to make sure his friend is alright.

Spirit leads the scientist straight to the last two remnants. Spirit just had a weird feeling this one time. Both men cry just a bit.

Eventually a spell is made to reincarnate the kids using the soul remnants.

But it’s only one shot.

After a lot of thought, Spirit and Killik are the ones to encourage it the most.

Seven years later, the madness amps up. It keeps on for three years till it staggers again.

It’s not known yet, but the seven lost meister and weapons are back.

This is where it becomes “light-hearted.”

Soul is the first to remember. He’s passing by an antique shop with his sister and he’s immediately drawn to the piano. He drags her inside despite her protesting that their parents will kill them if they’re not home soon. The shop is going out of business so the owner lets Soul look and touch the worn grand piano to his hearts content. He sits at the bench, unveils the dusty keys, and plays.

He’s never touched a piano in his life.

His sister never bring him back, scared of the wild look he had in his eyes when he played.

Kid and Star are the next to remember anything. It comes to them in nightmares. Both boys get these odd nightmares of being crushed, burned inside out, or even suffocated. They eventually find each other when their parents both send them to the same hospital.

Nygus finds both of them and finds a way to get the parents to allow them to come to Nevada and get “treatment”. She has never felt more guilty in her life yall. She prays every damn day that this goes well. Or she’ll lock herself up.

Liz & Patty are next, around the ages of 8 and 10 respectively. Their parents take them to a shooting range. Despite never having heard gunshots, they have a horrible reaction. Both parents are shocked because both have been deemed weapons.

Next is Tsubaki. She’s with a few friends when they start talking about what their parents were talking about. Eventually it gets to when the world started to get super dangerous. Tsubaki pipes up about how she believes it won’t stay that way and they end up calling her a naive teen. She insists that someone told her before that things won’t always be bad. When asked, she can’t recall.

Maka never remembers. Her soul ends up reincarnating as a grigori soul again and the practically angel like abilities she has cancels out the past memories in some weird way.

But it works out, she was both in the remnants of Death City and grew up going to what was left of the DWMA school.

She’s never been promoted to EAT despite her abilities and when she asks to speak to Death Scythe on the matter, her teacher shut her down. She’s just about 🤏 close to socking that four-eyed man right between his eyes. The inly saving grace is his co-teacher always giving her a reasonable response. Mr. Ford and Mr. Éclair are really fair teachers besides that though. They teach and protect the small amount of students they have really well.

Eventually, the others get to the city. All of their excuses end up being that they “just felt drawn to it”.

Once the youngest of them hit 12, they’re all at the Academy. All the weapons have the majority of their memories save for their deaths and the really minor details. Kid and Star have the majority with spots here and there, no death memory either.

Maka is still clueless.

They end up all becoming really weird friends. They know each other but this new version is so weird and new to their memory that it takes a bit for them to all properly become friends.

Maka has a bit of disdain for the 6 of them. They’ve become so close so quickly and are all so talented yet she’s been so focused on the standards her parents and teachers have for her that she gets too frustrated with others for friends. Along with that, even if she reaches the goals made for her, more are made and she’s just stuck all over again.

So it’s safe to say she ignores them all at every possible chance she gets.

They of course bother her with every chance they get.

That’s all I got for now!

It’s super weird and not thought out, but all my au’s are like that!

I hope you enjoyed it fam! I love talking about my silly au’s! I might have more sometime, but for now, this is the gist of it. I left out minor things and tried sticking to major plot stuff but I’m never consistent in any way, shape, or form.

Thank you for reading my chaos! I love this lil au and hope to edit, build, and improve it.

#soul eater #soul eater evans #soul evans #maka albarn #tsubaki nakatsukasa #blackstar #liz thompson #patty thompson #liz and patty #thompson sisters #death the kid #shitpost #kue’s headcanons #my au’s #new tag alert #Kue’s ReincarnatedSE

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You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

#fuck yea #it’s thanksgiving

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The meisters and weapons (Maka’s group) going to a concert/party.

Fam I love this idea immensely. Please just know this— (You say Maka’s group and that reminds me I should give more headcanons for Ox, Killik, Kim, & their weapons..)

BUT! LETS DO IT!

The main cast at going to a party/concert

Liz

She woke up that day excited.

But chill excited y’know? She’s not gonna be giddy and excitable till she gets there.

She curled her hair a bit, just enough to be noticeable but stay subtle. She’s perfected it.

Makeup was also thrown on, but only some gloss and eyeliner. Mascara would be a hassle if she cried for some miraculous reason.

Before the party or concert she has to assess her outfit. Not since it’s bad, but because she needs to be practical. She cannot wear 8 inch pumps to a mosh pit. Granted, she’s not usually going to a mosh pit. But her point stands.

After getting dressed and “dolling” herself up she usually goes with a friend or meets someone she at least knows so they’ll both be safe. Growing up in brooklyn as a female taught her way too much about the shitty parts of the world.

But this helps since when she knows an underclassman is going out to a party or concert she’s gonna be at, she looks out for them and makes sure they get home safe.

Patty

Patty is visibly vibrating with excitement the day of. She is so excited. Especially if she was anticipating it.

Patty picked the coolest outfit.

It’s a giraffe print top and red pants. Liz refuses to acknowledge the fashion disaster this once. It’s her sister and she’s excited. But Liz does give minor touch ups so it at least looks like a stylish mash of patterns and colors.

She shows up and she has the time of her life. She’s loud as all living shit. But it’s fine, everything is loud.

Like her sister, she watches out for anyone she knows while there. She might be childish and silly but she understands when others are in danger and knows there’s a lot of harm that can come to people when on their own at social events. Along with that, she does make sure to either have her sister with her or

She is there & lively the whole night. She’s not deterred or tired whatsoever the whole night.

When she gets home she crashes. She is out for like, 36 hours. My girl is dead. Not dead, but dead. Y’know?

Death The Kid

He isn’t as excited as others unless he plans it. If he plans a party or plans to go to a concert with friends, he’s super excited for it to turn out perfect.

It doesn’t always turn out perfect, but the others help him make it as perfect as possible if it’s going south.

His outfit is pretty chill. Casual enough to be comfy but extravagant enough to look cool. And symmetrical. Always. He even makes it so that if he needs a wrist band or something to go to a concert, he has a bracelet to wear on the other hand to calm his nerves.

He’s pretty calm all night. Yea, he’s excited to be there and happy to be with others, but he’s not the loudest or most extravagant one in the bunch.

He enjoys his time together and walks other people home before heading home himself. He wants to make sure others get home safe afterwards. He also watches over others even if he doesn’t know them or had to. If something seems suspicious, he questions. He’s real attentive.

When he gets home it’s probably still a reasonable time. He’s responsible like that.

Tsubaki

She’s fairly calm all around but she likes parties more.

Concerts are cool too but she usually gets invited. By Liz or Soul usually.

She invites Maka to parties with her because she really wants Maka to not feel weird and sometimes wants that extra person for safety.

She integrates herself well into parties. She’ll come, chat, enjoy some games and favors, and she’ll dance a bit.

Concerts are fun but she doesn’t get too hype so she feels as though she’s a buzzkill to the others. Since Maka hardly goes and everyone else is usually hype, she tends to try and stick to going with Star, Kid, or herself.

She dresses casually unless there’s a specific dress code. She likes comfort over anything else.

Blackstar.

He talks about it so much. He is absolutely ecstatic.

He is a ball of energy that proves that perpetual motion is real.

Tsubaki is fucking exhausted and has had it up to the fuckin moon with his shit. She’s gonna commit a murder at this rate.

But she’s happy he’s excited. He is always passionate about events or stuff he likes in general.

He wears casual clothes, something honestly pretty cool though. Soul would applaud.

At the party he is the loudest and the center of attention. At the concert, he almost tries going on stage. He doesn’t because of his friends. They are the reason he’s not in jail for all his damn antics.

He always goes with someone. One person to a group. He likes company but also needs impulse control.

By the time he gets home he is out. Like dear Lord Death he is gone. Tsubaki has a good whole day to herself.

Soul

He is super chill about it. To the point that you think he doesn’t want to go.

Cause he doesn’t. He hates parties and big gatherings. His anxiety acts up yall, he’s not mentally okay.

Unless it’s a concert. Yea he gets quite anxious but he’s so excited.

Maka can vouch for this. He had the songs on repeat for a whole week. She’s 🤏 close to committing a felony.

But she’s happy he’s going out. Truly she is.

He wears whatever looks coolest and appropriate for said occasion. Maka Liz is proud of him.

When he goes to concerts he always tries to be as organized as possible. He ends up taking over the day if it’s with friends. It’s a habit he picked up from Maka. He doesn’t mind but he’s not thrilled.

He sings along, dances in his seat, and cheers oh so happily. It’s like a puppy at a dog park, he’s just meant to be there.

When he gets home he’s knocked out. He sleeps the whole night like a happy baby.

Parties are a bit different though. He is usually invited by someone and begrudgingly comes. Casual parties are bearable, stereotypical house parties are a lot, Formal gatherings can go shrivel up and die.

Maka usually has to take him places.

Maka

Parties aren’t her thing.

And concerts aren’t her thing.

But you can get her to a birthday party or a formal party.

She enjoys dressing up, especially since she makes her friends eat their words about her being bland.

If she does go to a casual party she’ll probably be super talkative. She’s really extroverted but people don’t seem to realize since she tends to keep to her friends since others make fun of her interest in books and studies. She’ll hyperfixate on books and stuff and ramble on and on about them to any one who’ll listen.

She doesn’t get too tired so she doesn’t come home and immediately drop but she does get tuckered out. When she gets home she does her nightly routine and then falls asleep—

Probably in Souls room since it’s the closest and she is quite tired. Soul doesn’t stop her since he knows it was an accident. Plus she’s warm and if he uses her body as a heater he can move his blanket down to cover his cold ass feet.

Together

Please for the love of god shut up.

The whole party is revolving around BlackStar & Liz now.

They’re the loudest ones at the concert & Maka is gonna cry.

Maka, Tsubaki, & Kid come home with fuckin migraines.

Their partners are so fuckin loud together. Like death damn, can yall not give them the run around?

But they all go home happy. It’s genuinely super fun and they all enjoyed themselves. Plus when they all get to their respective homes, they get to fall asleep cuddling their partners since they ended up staying up and talking about the night.

THIS TOOK ME SO LONG I’M SORRY— Plus I didn’t even do my best like, come on Kue, get it together. But I want to post cause this is all I can give for this prompt for now. Thank you for submitting it! I love getting asks I swear, Nov was just super hectic…

#soul eater #shitpost #kue’s headcanons #soul eater evans #maka albarn #blackstar #tsubaki nakatsukasa #death the kid #liz thompson #patty thompson #liz and patty #thompson sisters #this took me longer than i'd like to admit #i’m so sorry

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ur birthday is your heigjt how tall r you

#3 foot fucking what now? #3’3. #i cannot make this shit up. #i refuse to be 3 foot fucking 3. #i’m short but golly gee