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Whenever I question my sexuality I like to think of my spine, and how just because It swings a little more one way than the other, it still goes both ways.

Similarly, scoliosis and romance both hurt like a bitch.

#bisexuality #lgbtq #scoliosis #honestly it seems stupid but its nice advice to tell myself #krystalduck

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Heartbreak is a lot harder when they never did anything wrong

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sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

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Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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my cat

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Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

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Michigan Lingerie Concept:

Crotchless snowsuit

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Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

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um, wig

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#steven univers spoilers

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She panicked

yeah so Steven universe new episode right.

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she’s gorgeous

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IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material