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#i have a lot of thoughts on this #*it didn't change anything* sounds damn near impossible to me #(and prev i *suppose* it doesn't *have* to change anything there but i like to think it changes everything)

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Would you take this silly hypothetical job? You get paid one million USD per year but you had to be in an empty room for 8 hours a day Monday to Friday with no entertainment other than the other people who also work there (you can't choose who they are), nothing to sit on other than the concrete floor, no art just plain walls, and you can't bring any books or furniture or anything. There is also a bathroom provided so that's not a worry.

#really would depend on the people #but honestly since there's no mention of a contract requiring you to stay #might as well stick it out for a little until you can't stand the people and use the money earned to fund your real life?

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

#i mean this is a little late and i didn't necessarily have a new obsession... #but it stands if i ever do

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Kevin Can Fuck Himself (TV 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Allison McRoberts/Patty O'Connor, There are other things going on, but it's about them, i'm not trying to hide the ball Characters: Allison McRoberts, Patty O'Connor Additional Tags: I'll tag as I go - i know that's not "the way" but it's a small fandom, Some OCs will pop up, some not so original to this story Summary:

If "Kevin F**ked Himself" was one possible post-canon scenario, we'll call this another alternative, which gives a *little* more credence to the cast and creator commentary on the finale (you know what I mean). Not too much credence, mind you, but enough to cause trouble.

Hat tip to a certain short-but-devastating KCFH fic that acted as some inspiration. After which I let my rom-com mentality take over . . .

#I'm back to cause some more trouble #i can't help myself #kcfh fanfic

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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#i once again love that Tumblr is the place where i come across *anyone* who even saw Pushing Daisies #and this makes sense #given I'm here because of another obscure show unfortunately cancelled after two seasons

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

#🥲

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Nicola Coughlan as Clare Devlin in Derry Girls (2018—2022)

#i suspect claire devlin is one of the figures sitting on my shoulder feeding me thoughts #just have to define the other one #counteracting her

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#this definitely depends on the novel #but it spans from words to movie #i don't think i've ever imagined animation #but #i wouldn't rule it out

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Appreciate half of my dash hating on Taylor swift and the other half loving Taylor swift. I know all sides of the conversation that way.

#same

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#60 to 70 if i have to move much #70 to 80 if sitting #80 to 90 if there's (not heated) water to hang out in?

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Im curious.

#original L Word #probably other examples but that’s the one that immediately springs to mind

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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Propaganda

Judy Garland (Meet Me In St. Louis, A Star is Born, Summer Stock)— Judy is the GOAT when it comes to classic movie musicals. The voice of an angel who deserved so much better than she got. She can sing she can dance she can act she's a triple threat. Though she had a turbulent personal life (her treatment as a child star by the studio system makes me mad as hell like Louis b Mayer fight me ((she was made to believe that she was physically unattractive by the constant criticism of film executives who made her feel ugly and who manipulated her onscreen appearance by capping her teeth and using discs in her nose to change its shape and Mayer called her "my little hunchback" like imagine hearing that as a child and not having damage)) she always goddamn delivered on screen and in any performance she gave. She began in vaudeville performing with her sisters and was signed to MGM at 13. Starting out in supporting parts especially paired with mickey Rooney in a bunch of films (she's the best part tbh) she eventually transferred to the lead role. She is best known for her starring role in movie musicals like the iconic Wizard of Oz (somewhere over the rainbow still hits hard and is ranked the top film song of all time), meet me in St. Louis (Judy singing have your self a merry little Christmas brings tears to the eyes she is that powerful), the Harvey girls (she looks like a technicolor dream and sings a catchy af song about trains), Easter parade ( dancing and singing with Fred Astaire), for me and my gal, the pirate, and summer stock ( with pal Gene Kelly who she helped when he was starting out and he helped her when she was struggling). But she also does non- singing just as well like the clock ( her first movie where she sings no songs and is an underrated ww2 era romance), her Oscar nominated a star is born ( like the man that got away she put her whole soul in that and I have beef with the fact she lost to grace kelly ((whom I love but like still not even her best work)), and judgement at Nuremberg (a courtroom drama about the nazi war criminal trials). Outside of film she made concert appearances to record-breaking audiences, released 8 studio albums, and had her own Emmy-nominated tv series. She was the youngest (39) and first female recipient of the Cecil B DeMille award for lifetime achievement in the film industry. Girl was a lifelong democrat and was a financial and moral supporter of many causes including the civil rights movement (she was at the March on Washington and held a press conference to protest the 16th street Baptist church bombings). She was a friend of the Kennedy family and would call jfk weekly often ending the calls by singing the first few lines of somewhere over the rainbow (she thought of them as Gemini twins).She was a member of the committee for the first amendment which was formed in response to the HUAC investigations. Though she died far too young and tragically she remains an icon for her work and her life. As a girl who didn't feel like i was as pretty as everyone else I have always felt a connection to Judy and I just really love her.

Natalie Wood (West Side Story, The Great Race)—She went through so much shit which I know can be said for all these women but Natalie really was a star and her death often overshadows her career and life. She could make you cry, but she also had the capacity to be incredibly funny which I think is lost on people.

This is round 4 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Natalie Wood:

Judy Garland:

Judy's voice alone qualifies her for at least top ten hottest HOT VINTAGE MOVIE WOMEN. She was a truly incredible swing singer, with a stunning voice on top of her technique. Her short dark hair looked incredible in just about any style. Have I mentioned her swagger? I can’t do it justice with words. She had swagger. She was funny as hell, and clever too. Incredibly charming and cool. I adore her.

Her eyes, her voice have bewitched me

I mean how can you beat the one and only Judy? She's beautiful, her smile is contagious, the way she sings with her whole body. You can't help but love her.

Beautiful woman, love her singing voice. And she can do everything between happy or silly and angry or heartbroken

#likewise oddly impossibe

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shadow bracket: skullduggery final

This is the final round of the Shadow Bracket. Choose your High Chancellor wisely. The evil of the realm depends upon her.

#i don't know! #this is impossible

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shadow bracket: treachery afoot

Tyranny beckons and only the cruel can survive. Jessica Walter demands a right hand woman to aid her in her rise to power: can such a woman also double cross her and aid Fredric March in his escape from the dungeons? It depends on the woman chosen. Let us elect a High Chancellor.

The shadow bracket accepts no propaganda, plays by no known rules, and is entirely unjust.There will be two polls with four contestants. Only the top hottie from each poll will continue to the final level of the shadow bracket. Choose wisely.

#the vote breakdown thus far tracks the impossibility of this poll

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#okay okay I'll watch this as soon as i can #🥲 #this is going to be as close as i come to x reader fic