I know this is ostensibly a gag scene poking fun at Kakashi's humiliation at being asked to read his smut out loud for The Mission, but CONSIDER:
Catastrophically burdened by the notion that his affection is a lethal curse upon its subjects, this poor man has heretofore never once said "I love you" aloud in his 30 years of perpetually heartbroken life.
I literally forgot cousin Greg. This, of course, is actually very cousin Greg coded.
I’ve been thinking Izumi, simply because we need some more Uchiha’s, and I think she’d down to play with the shenanigans.
Greg is close to Kendall, and Izumi is close to Itschi of course. I feel like she’d get along with Yamato too.
okay, I’ve been thinking (never a good thing, I know) and have come to the conclusion that the Uchiha would fit succession pretty well.
the family dynamics created between these crazed individuals would be *chefs kiss*
Madara is obviousy Logan Roy. I’ve seen him characterized in a similar manner so many times anyway, it would just fit. Him playing mind games with the poor Uchiha kids, not willing to show any of ‘em the least bit of affection.
Obito, I think, fits wells as Connor. Why? Well, while in canon he’s really important, he wasn’t very strong as a kid, and was probably forgotten by his fam at times, bc obviously, results = your family’s love and respect. So he’s like the oldest one that no one takes seriously, but he’s got his side projects going on (Obito for Hokage 2024 amirite?) (does this make Rin Willa? Does this make Kakashi Willa? Who’s to say)
The main kids would have to be Itachi, Shisui and Sasuke. All fucked up because of their family in different ways, all blinded by their status as the heirs of a strong family (I’m exaggerating Shisui’s role in canon I know but shush hear me out) they’re always at each other’s throats, but they also get each other. Itschi is Kendall I think, with Shisui as Shiv and Sasuke as Roman.
Tom… is complicated. He’s not a Roy, married to Shiv (who would be Shisui). Maybe Yamato/Tenzou, that would be fun. He’s not from such a big family, but is powerful, understands the world they live in and can be cutthroat if necessary.
the Senju are the Pierce family because obviously they would be.
I’m willing to hear anyone that has different ideas out. I’m still working out those not on the inmediate family hehe.
okay, I’ve been thinking (never a good thing, I know) and have come to the conclusion that the Uchiha would fit succession pretty well.
the family dynamics created between these crazed individuals would be *chefs kiss*
Madara is obviousy Logan Roy. I’ve seen him characterized in a similar manner so many times anyway, it would just fit. Him playing mind games with the poor Uchiha kids, not willing to show any of ‘em the least bit of affection.
Obito, I think, fits wells as Connor. Why? Well, while in canon he’s really important, he wasn’t very strong as a kid, and was probably forgotten by his fam at times, bc obviously, results = your family’s love and respect. So he’s like the oldest one that no one takes seriously, but he’s got his side projects going on (Obito for Hokage 2024 amirite?) (does this make Rin Willa? Does this make Kakashi Willa? Who’s to say)
The main kids would have to be Itachi, Shisui and Sasuke. All fucked up because of their family in different ways, all blinded by their status as the heirs of a strong family (I’m exaggerating Shisui’s role in canon I know but shush hear me out) they’re always at each other’s throats, but they also get each other. Itschi is Kendall I think, with Shisui as Shiv and Sasuke as Roman.
Tom… is complicated. He’s not a Roy, married to Shiv (who would be Shisui). Maybe Yamato/Tenzou, that would be fun. He’s not from such a big family, but is powerful, understands the world they live in and can be cutthroat if necessary.
the Senju are the Pierce family because obviously they would be.
I’m willing to hear anyone that has different ideas out. I’m still working out those not on the inmediate family hehe.