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how it feels liking and reblogging posts

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>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

#classic #favorite

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I'm so angry I could piss glue

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The calm feeling of wandering through an old and empty bookshop ♡

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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I log on… I spam post….i embarrass myself….i leave

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Anna Pavlova Dressed in costume for The fairy doll - photograph by Matzene Studio - c. possibly 1916

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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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being born lonely is so fucking suffocating bc you feel like no matter what you do or who you’re with deep down you’re just not palatable to other people. something about you is so inherently other and nothing can ever dispel that. and it haunts you w every social situation you walk into but you just have to be okay w it for the rest of your life

#especially relevant #im so tired of it

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🏴‍☠️🤝🏳️‍🌈

#ofmd

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

#classic

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"oh yeah im just tired" ~ girl who is quickly unravelling at the seams and also just happens to be tired

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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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in one ear and out the other…

@devoursjohnlock

(based on this)

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