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The Lesson of You by thecouchsofa

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Me saving ao3 fics as a treat for myself after a hard day = self care

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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i have decided that i am incompatible with this reality. meet me in parallel universe.

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Let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 2 hours.

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JK Rowling: you can tell harry is in love with ginny bc in book 6 he has a momentary fantasy where he imagines her weeping over his mangled body

Also JK Rowling: anyway here's a scene in the same book where harry does almost exactly that when he thinks draco is dying

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Fair question

The motto of Hyun-woo:

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of cabinets and cupboards

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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I was early and I Still forgot my wrist watch and scrunchie today 🥲 @lolitaaahhhh

Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.

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Agreed tho thats from the same side of family tbh.... cuz the other side just suffers and rages 💀💀

Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny

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Stop bring lateeee 😭😭😭😭

Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.

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😭😭😭😭 HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!

Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.

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We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary