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i made a john mulaney alignment chart

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hey guys here’s my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles

scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10

the descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10

it follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10

Oculus: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I don’t care. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10

the babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. very good 10/10

creep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10

the exorcist: there is an exorcist 8/10

the houses that October built: October can’t build houses. It’s a month. Idiots. 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October

silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10

paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10

the blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10

the midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10

the conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. they’re actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. the opposite of conjuring -100/10

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Arya Stark in 7.01 “Dragonstone” (x)

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“where did all your money go?“ 

i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.

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“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”

false. 

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according to the seller, this bracelet is haunted by the spirit of a baby dolphin named Yebba that can control your dreams

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A Dazzling Day, Illustrated by Brittney Lee

#AWW I LOVE TANGLED

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you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

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When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

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“Catfish" © Vivien Wu

Thank you so much for your responses and appreciation to this post! Prints are available on my Etsy as well as my Society 6 shop. 

Looking forward to doing more on this series soon :3